🚀 go-pugleaf

I Love it!!!

Got another reason - No arabs on Star Trek or Voyager or anyother futuristic
show.   Why?   Read the next joke I got from some one else:

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks
out into the lobby, where he meets President Bush.  They shake hands, and as
they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I
have seen in America."

President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you,
I will do."

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek,' and in it there
are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs.  He is very
upset.
He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek'."

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's
because it takes place in the future..."

Another factor:   With over 1.9 Billion muslims there are only 2 or 3 muslim
Nobel Laureates and one of those is the farce arafat.  All other groups far
out-number them!!!  What is a Nobel Prize?  It is recognition from someone
outside of their own group.   So how do you gain recognition if you are
muslim?   You blow yourself up!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then the muftis will honor
you - some honor?!?!?

"Monte" <montep@email.com> wrote in message
news:3d6d36a8.22309549@news.ev1.net...
> Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick
> to commit suicide.  Okay, okay so the culturally sensitive probably
> should quit reading right about at this point.  But ya gotta see the
> little gems of truth in all of this. ;)
>
> Let's see now!
>
> No Beer
> No booze.
> No bars.
> No television.
> No Internet.
> No Baseball
> No Football
> No Basketball
> No Hockey
> No Golf
> Soccer only and all the time
> No tailgate parties. No tailgates on camels
> No Hooters.
> No Pork BBQ.
> No hot dogs.
> No Burgers
> No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Ever try to fish at
> an oasis?
> Rags for clothes and hats.
> Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left.
> (Like life isn't complicated enough already).
> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there
> are no doctors.
> Constant wailing from the guy in the  prayer tower.
> No music.
> No radio.
> You can't shave.
> Your wife can't shave
> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
> camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> Your bride is picked by someone else.
> She smells just like your donkey.
> But your donkey has a better disposition.
>
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
> No mystery here.
> Monte
> "Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books,
>  and there is some evidence that they can't read them either." ---Gore
Vidal