🚀 go-pugleaf

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick
to commit suicide.  Okay, okay so the culturally sensitive probably
should quit reading right about at this point.  But ya gotta see the
little gems of truth in all of this. ;) 

Let's see now! 

No Beer 
No booze. 
No bars. 
No television. 
No Internet. 
No Baseball 
No Football 
No Basketball 
No Hockey 
No Golf  
Soccer only and all the time 
No tailgate parties. No tailgates on camels 
No Hooters. 
No Pork BBQ. 
No hot dogs. 
No Burgers 
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Ever try to fish at
an oasis? 
Rags for clothes and hats. 
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left.
(Like life isn't complicated enough already). 
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there
are no doctors. 
Constant wailing from the guy in the  prayer tower. 
No music. 
No radio. 
You can't shave. 
Your wife can't shave 
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung. 
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. 
Your bride is picked by someone else. 
She smells just like your donkey. 
But your donkey has a better disposition. 

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! 
No mystery here. 
Monte
"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books,
 and there is some evidence that they can't read them either." ---Gore Vidal