🚀 go-pugleaf

haha... that is so cool.. thanx


"Monte" <montep@email.com> wrote in message
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> Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick
> to commit suicide.  Okay, okay so the culturally sensitive probably
> should quit reading right about at this point.  But ya gotta see the
> little gems of truth in all of this. ;)
>
> Let's see now!
>
> No Beer
> No booze.
> No bars.
> No television.
> No Internet.
> No Baseball
> No Football
> No Basketball
> No Hockey
> No Golf
> Soccer only and all the time
> No tailgate parties. No tailgates on camels
> No Hooters.
> No Pork BBQ.
> No hot dogs.
> No Burgers
> No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Ever try to fish at
> an oasis?
> Rags for clothes and hats.
> Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left.
> (Like life isn't complicated enough already).
> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there
> are no doctors.
> Constant wailing from the guy in the  prayer tower.
> No music.
> No radio.
> You can't shave.
> Your wife can't shave
> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
> camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> Your bride is picked by someone else.
> She smells just like your donkey.
> But your donkey has a better disposition.
>
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
> No mystery here.
> Monte
> "Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books,
>  and there is some evidence that they can't read them either." ---Gore
Vidal