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Started by peal james r
Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
TeSt
Author: peal james r
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
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I thought about torching a Tibetan for Christ, but then I decided that Christ probably didn't like red meat. So I thought about offering him some chili-cheese fries from Der WienerSchnitzel, yet that too was made with red meat, though more processed and so more unrecognizable than the tender juicy flesh of the Tibetan I had contemplated barbecuing earlier. Then I thought, how 'bout salad-bar? Wouldn't that be wonderful? Me and Christ chowin' down on greenery and pounding back some ice-cold Heineken's in frosty mugs. Man, that would be a blast. And if we ran outa money, Christ would just whip up some wine and keep the party goin' all night long! And then, after we're really drunk, Me and Christ would have wild sex for hours on end. Wow,...then we would sit holding each other and watch the sun slowly rise to shine on another beautiful miraculous day. Amen. --
Re: TeSt
Author: mmagin
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
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j-peal@staff.uiuc.edu (peal james r) writes: > I thought about torching a Tibetan for Christ, but then I decided that > Christ probably didn't like red meat. So I thought about offering But of course Christ loves red meat. He just doesn't like hot dog buns. Mike... possibly confusing mythologies.
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