🚀 go-pugleaf

Being a programmer, I regularly come across this level of intellegence in
clients. When I tell them to print they ask "how?" <sarcasm> oh, not that
there's a big button on the form with a picture of a printer on it or
anything like that to help them </sarcasm>

Also, after getting new users onto 95/98/NT4 they see Windows booted,
nothing on the screen apart from a button marked "Start", you know the next
question "Where do I start?"

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David Henniker <dave@henniker.org.uk> wrote in message
news:SqN7OKbYNzlPwX7cJ3TbbH98bz5a@4ax.com...
> I chanced upon a PC today with CurrantBun.com as the ISP. Here's the
> text of the help file:
>
> ***********************************************
> HANG ON, I'M CONFUSED...
>
> A. What is CurrantBun.com?
>
> B. I don't understand the set-up options.
>
> C. What is Internet Explorer?
>
>
> WHAT SHOULD I DO IF.....
>
> D. I cannot get the CD to go into my computer.
>
> E. The CD is whirring in my computer but I cannot see anything
> happening on my computer screen.
>
> F. My computer will not load the Internet Explorer software.
>
> G. An error message appears when the Internet Explorer software is
> loading.
>
> H. I get an error message that is headed "General Protection Fault"
> and my computer stops working.
>
> I. I am unable to register for CurrantBun.com.
>
> J. I have a problem NOT listed in these Help files.
>
> K. I need to uninstall the CurrantBun software.
> ***********************************************
>
> Here's the answer to problem D:
>
> ***********************************************
>  D. I cannot get the CD to go into my computer
>
> Stage 1: Open the Compact Disc drive on your computer by pressing the
> button with the small arrow. The CD drawer should slide open. If it
> does not slide open, check your computer is fully switched on; then
> check the manuals/documents that came with your computer; ultimately,
> ring the helpline number that the retailer/manufacturer supplied with
> that documentation.
>
> Stage 2: If it does slide open, check you have the CD the right way
> up. The label should be facing upwards. Check that the CD sits
> comfortably in the drawer - do not force it. Press the button with the
> small arrow again and the drawer should slide shut. If it will not
> shut then the CD is not sitting in the right position and you need to
> re-adjust it. If it still will not shut then refer to the documents
> and ring the helpline as outlined in Stage 1.
> ***********************************************
>
> Do you think this says something about Sun readers, or do you think
> the author had his tongue in his cheek? I'm sure there's room for a
> little creative thought here, possibly suggesting an answer or two for
> some of the problems.  8o)
>
> regards, Dave.
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