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Re: *** The New National Stadium Disaster

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From: Nick Sellors
Date: Mon, 06 Nov 1995 00:00
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On Mon, 06 Nov 1995 13:36:23 +0100, richard@ittpub.nl (Richard
Gibson) wrote:

>In article <47cpfg$g8@sun4.bham.ac.uk>, Paul Stanley
><p.f.stanley@bham.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>> BTW What do Alan Ball and the Titanic have in common?
>> They both should have stayed in Southampton.....
>
>Ha ha.  Good 'un.  Bally is a bloody traitor who sold out for money 

<snip>

Jan Molby was stopped by the police the other day whilst driving
to training in Barnsley.

The copper says to him "Is your vehicle licensed, sir?", to which
the fat scouse git replies

"Of course it is. Would you prefer vodka or whisky ?"


Now a true story:-

Derby County`s new signing, Igor Stimac (the Croation captain)
crashed his car the other day. He was driving on the wrong side
of the road ! What a prat.

What made it funnier was that the couple in the car he hit were
called Mr and Mrs Daft.

I kid you not...

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From: nicksell@wipak.demon.co.uk (Nick Sellors)
Subject: Re: *** The New National Stadium Disaster
Date: 1995/11/06
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