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In article <iarruaAuRvwxEwog@banshee.demon.co.uk>, rick
<banshee@banshee.demon.co.uk> writes
>Hi out there!
>
>I'm Rick.
Your name is Richard, but you think 'Rick' sonds much more 'kewl'.
> If my header sent you grasping for your mouse,
It sent me gasping for a bucket.
> then perhaps
>you are the girl for me.
I'm not, trust me!
> Read on to find out...
>
>The kind of dude I am:
>I'm good looking with blue eyes, fair hair in a kind of Hugh Grant mop,
>5'8" tall, not overweight, but not skinny either and I wear size 9
>shoes.
I am a shoe fetishist and very much in love with myself.
> I have been living in Cambridge (UK) for 5 years and I also work
>in Cambridge (also UK)
              ^^^^^^^^^
Gosh, if you hadn't told us that we might have though that you commuted
to the Cambridge in the USA every day!
> as an electronic development engineer.
>
>I'm a nonsmoker and I drink socially.
                             ^^^^^^^^
Safeways' Cola is called 'Select', so this must be a brand of ale I
haven't heard off.
>
<Snip: 25-odd lines of boring stuff.>

Try posting this to uk.adverts.personals, the 'girlies' there are
gagging for you - trust me!
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