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*** The Monarchy
#125
Author: Richy Rich
Date: Sat, 06 Jan 1996 00:00
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  The Princess of Wales suffers from rampant bulimia, anorexia,
  and other emotional disorders, she deserves public sympathy.

  Wrong !

  The Princess of Wales is an attention seeking,  selfish,
  stuck up, sour faced old slapper who needs a good seeing 
  to.

  ..but its Noddy's best friend that I feel sorry for. Imagine
  it. You've just come in from a hard days deer culling,
  looking forward to a piece of your favourite Blackforest
  Gateaux, only to find that your Mrs has pebble-dashed the 
  axminster with it ?

  "Fucking Marvellous !! " ......." OK, I'm sorry Diana ...I
  didn't mean it, I forgot that you're ill, so where's that 
  lovely lemon cheesecake that was in the freezer" ?

  "Oh dahling" <Head down> <roll eyeballs> <flutter eyelids>
  <smirk> ..."I have just chucked it up over Harry's mega
  drive ....oh, and I heaved a couple of profiteroles across 
  the sideboard ...but its OK, Nanny will be over later to 
  clean it all up".

  I mean, you just dont need it do ya ? ....old Camilla is 
  definately an eight pint bird ...but at least she keeps
  her fucking dinner down.
 
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Re: *** The Monarchy
#126
Author: Ralph Taite
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <DKtnq1.4Ms@beulah.demon.co.uk>,
Richard Robinson  <richard@beulah.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <30efe5ce.4989222@news.demon.co.uk>,
>Richy Rich <Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>                     you would know that Greenpeace went out
>>  with Oxford Bags
>But it didn't work out, they split up years ago.

     You're confused.  Oxford Bags was a detective series starring James 
Garner.

     HTH.

                                   Ralph D. Taite
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   "Never again is what you swore the time before..."
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Re: *** The Monarchy
#127
Author: daryl
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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Have you quite finished?
Re: *** The Monarchy
#128
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <30eecf04.1325065@news.demon.co.uk>
           Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:

>   The Princess of Wales suffers from rampant bulimia, anorexia,
>   and other emotional disorders, she deserves public sympathy.

<snip>

For those of you who think that Richy is a poor sad little 
tosser, who hasn't a clue what's going on in the world, it 
should be said in his defence that the Demon news server does 
have a tendency to take any awfully long time to regurgitate 
posts sent to it. In this case, it would have appeared to take 4 
years.

That's not to say that he isn't a poor sad little tosser, etc, 
of course. Which is probably the real reason for him posting 
this...

-- 
Mike (DF) Fleming      MAG #79794     DoD #4446      Greenpeace #567708F
                       JKLO #004      KotWP7         UKMC #9
But when a symbol is sought for, to on the heartstrings tug
Who on earth in their right minds would possibly think of the slug?
Re: *** The Monarchy
#129
Author: Richard Robinson
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <30efe5ce.4989222@news.demon.co.uk>,
Richy Rich <Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>                     you would know that Greenpeace went out
>  with Oxford Bags

But it didn't work out, they split up years ago.

-- 
Richard Robinson, Leeds, UK        richard@beulah.demon.co.uk
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem
Re: *** The Monarchy
#130
Author: C. Hargrave
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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Hmmm...I thought Birmingham.misc was a little quiet this weekend,
aswell...


On Sat, 06 Jan 1996 19:38:03 GMT, Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk (Richy
Rich) wrote:

>
>  The Princess of Wales suffers from rampant bulimia, anorexia,
>  and other emotional disorders, she deserves public sympathy.
>
>  Wrong !
>
>  The Princess of Wales is an attention seeking,  selfish,
>  stuck up, sour faced old slapper who needs a good seeing 
>  to.
>
>  ..but its Noddy's best friend that I feel sorry for. Imagine
>  it. You've just come in from a hard days deer culling,
>  looking forward to a piece of your favourite Blackforest
>  Gateaux, only to find that your Mrs has pebble-dashed the 
>  axminster with it ?
>
>  "Fucking Marvellous !! " ......." OK, I'm sorry Diana ...I
>  didn't mean it, I forgot that you're ill, so where's that 
>  lovely lemon cheesecake that was in the freezer" ?
>
>  "Oh dahling" <Head down> <roll eyeballs> <flutter eyelids>
>  <smirk> ..."I have just chucked it up over Harry's mega
>  drive ....oh, and I heaved a couple of profiteroles across 
>  the sideboard ...but its OK, Nanny will be over later to 
>  clean it all up".
>
>  I mean, you just dont need it do ya ? ....old Camilla is 
>  definately an eight pint bird ...but at least she keeps
>  her fucking dinner down.
> 
>--
>    ______
>    _  /  )
>   <_\/__/ @ __  /
>     /\   / (_, /^) \_/   <^@  ......royds agen.
>    /  \_,        ___/_____>
>                  \_/
>
Re: *** The Monarchy
#131
Author: Richy Rich
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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On Sun, 07 Jan 96 01:01:09 GMT, Mike Fleming
<Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>
> In this case, it would have appeared to take 4 years.
>

  Actually Worzal, the royal divorce is a topical issue. 

  I am certainly looking forward to the big split, when
  a national bank holiday will be declared, so that we can
  all enjoy the pomp and ceremony of the occasion.

  I am sure that hundreds of thousands of people will line
  the mall to welcome the newly divorced couple. I cant
  wait for the commemorative memrobilia, from Harrods to 
  Petty Coat Lane, the super merchandising, the broken
  marriage mugs and plates, the silver plated spoon sets,
  but most of all the royal rubik cube, which like its 
  predecessor, will no doubt poignantly shatter into a
  billion little pieces.

> Mike (DF) Fleming          Greenpeace #567708F

  If you hadn't spent the last 20 years as the Arse end of
  a pantomime horse, you would know that Greenpeace went out
  with Oxford Bags, pal !!
  


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Re: *** The Monarchy
#132
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <30efe5ce.4989222@news.demon.co.uk>
           Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:

> On Sun, 07 Jan 96 01:01:09 GMT, Mike Fleming
> <Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> 
> > In this case, it would have appeared to take 4 years.
> 
>   Actually Worzal, the royal divorce is a topical issue. 

But the bulimia stuff came out in Andrew Morton's book.

> > Mike (DF) Fleming          Greenpeace #567708F
> 
>   If you hadn't spent the last 20 years as the Arse end of
>   a pantomime horse, you would know that Greenpeace went out
>   with Oxford Bags, pal !!

Too busy with your head up your arse to see the Brent Spar 
episode, then?

-- 
Mike (DF) Fleming      MAG #79794     DoD #4446      Greenpeace #567708F
                       JKLO #004      KotWP7         UKMC #9
But when a symbol is sought for, to on the heartstrings tug
Who on earth in their right minds would possibly think of the slug?
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