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I believe this is the Arkansas Application.

Motor Vehicle wrote:

> Redneck Drivers License Application (VA-NC-TN-GA Drivers Only)
>
> Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
>
> Last name: ________________
>
> First name:
> [_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue
> [_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo
> [_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann
> [_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee
> [_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen
> [_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
>
> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
>
> Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
>
> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
>
> Occupation:
> [_] Farmer        [_] Mechanic
> [_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress
> [_] Un-employed   [_] Dirty Politician
>
> Spouse's Name:  __________________________
> 2nd Spouse's Name:  __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name:
> __________________________
>
> Lover's Name:      __________________________
> 2nd Lover's Name:     __________________________
>
> Relationship with spouse:
> [_] Sister   [_] Aunt
> [_] Brother  [_] Uncle
> [_] Mother   [_] Son
> [_] Father   [_] Daughter
> [_] Cousin   [_] Pet
>
> Number of children living in household: ___
> Number of children living in shed:      ___
> Number of children that are yours:      ___
>
> Mother's Name: _______________________
> Father's Name: _______________________
>
> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
> If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade
> [_] 6th grade
>
> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
>
> Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
>
> Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin
> ?
> [_] Yes [_] No)
>
> Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> ____ truck         ____ kitchen
> ____ bedroom       ____ bathroom/outhouse
> ____ shed          ____ pawnshop
>
> Model and year of your pickup: _____________
> 194_
>
> Do you have a gun rack?
> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
>
> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> [_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe
> [_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest
> [_] Rifle and Shotgun        [_] Bassmasters
>
> ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
>
> How often do you bathe:
> [_] Weekly
> [_] Monthly
> [_] Not Applicable
>
> How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
> Color of teeth:
> [_] Yellow  [_] Brownish-Yellow
> [_] Brown   [_] Black [_] N/A
>
> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> [_] Red-Man                  [_] Skoal
>
> How far is your home from a paved road?  [_] 1 mile
> [_] 2 miles
> [_] don't know
>       *************************************************************

--
Charles German, RLS
And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap
if we do not lose heart.  Gal. 6:9