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Now if you change redneck to Black this is not PC. See how liberal you are!

"C.M.German" wrote:

> I believe this is the Arkansas Application.
>
> Motor Vehicle wrote:
>
> > Redneck Drivers License Application (VA-NC-TN-GA Drivers Only)
> >
> > Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
> >
> > Last name: ________________
> >
> > First name:
> > [_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue
> > [_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo
> > [_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann
> > [_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee
> > [_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen
> > [_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
> >
> > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
> >
> > Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
> >
> > Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
> >
> > Occupation:
> > [_] Farmer        [_] Mechanic
> > [_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress
> > [_] Un-employed   [_] Dirty Politician
> >
> > Spouse's Name:  __________________________
> > 2nd Spouse's Name:  __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name:
> > __________________________
> >
> > Lover's Name:      __________________________
> > 2nd Lover's Name:     __________________________
> >
> > Relationship with spouse:
> > [_] Sister   [_] Aunt
> > [_] Brother  [_] Uncle
> > [_] Mother   [_] Son
> > [_] Father   [_] Daughter
> > [_] Cousin   [_] Pet
> >
> > Number of children living in household: ___
> > Number of children living in shed:      ___
> > Number of children that are yours:      ___
> >
> > Mother's Name: _______________________
> > Father's Name: _______________________
> >
> > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
> > If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade
> > [_] 6th grade
> >
> > Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
> >
> > Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> > ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> > ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> > ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> > ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> > ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
> >
> > Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin
> > ?
> > [_] Yes [_] No)
> >
> > Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> > ____ truck         ____ kitchen
> > ____ bedroom       ____ bathroom/outhouse
> > ____ shed          ____ pawnshop
> >
> > Model and year of your pickup: _____________
> > 194_
> >
> > Do you have a gun rack?
> > [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
> >
> > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> > [_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe
> > [_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest
> > [_] Rifle and Shotgun        [_] Bassmasters
> >
> > ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
> >
> > How often do you bathe:
> > [_] Weekly
> > [_] Monthly
> > [_] Not Applicable
> >
> > How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
> > Color of teeth:
> > [_] Yellow  [_] Brownish-Yellow
> > [_] Brown   [_] Black [_] N/A
> >
> > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> > [_] Red-Man                  [_] Skoal
> >
> > How far is your home from a paved road?  [_] 1 mile
> > [_] 2 miles
> > [_] don't know
> >       *************************************************************
>
> --
> Charles German, RLS
> And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap
> if we do not lose heart.  Gal. 6:9

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