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Re: Daryl Shawn Kabawhacko- March 25th 1859

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From: Brian
Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 23:40
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Someone's off their meds again...

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> Filthy Mcnasty wrote:
>> Wednesday September 8th 2004 93/273 17211
>>
>> K  A  B  A  W  H  A  C  K  O
>> 16 1 20  5 18 19 15 14 16 20 = 108
>>
>>    Daryl provided stats for his family members today.
>>
>> 108+ Dad 23 10 52 297/69 +1578
>>
>> 108+ Goat 28 5 55 148/217 +631
>>
>> 283 Daryl 2 5 80 123/243 8475
>> Daryl 105 Lucifer 70 Memphistopheles 108
>>
>> 245 Ryan 28 6 83 179/186 9627
>> Prince 58 Of 79 Darkness 108
>>
>>    Dad was born in 1852. The kids are separated by 12 hours. The kids
>> have names adding together for 528. The kids were born on days 123 and
>> 179, these are the 93rd non-prime and 41st prime (a difference of 52).
>> Daryl was born in the 5th month and on the 2nd day.
>>
>> 187 Dar 17 2 57 48/317 00
>> Daryl 60 Shawn 65 Kabawhacko 62
>>
>> 187 Marcia 6 8 80 219/147 8571
>> Marcia 45 Veronica 87 Acevedo 55
>>
>> 288 Melinda 23 3 83 82/283 9530
>> Melinda 58 Janelle 59 Elaine 46 Joyce 58 Jarocki 67
>>
>> Primes    Non-Primes    Numbers
>>    2           1           1
>>    3           4           2
>>    5           6           3
>>    7           8           4
>>   11           9           5
>>   13          10           6
>>   17          12           7
>>   19          14           8
>>   23          15           9
>>   29          16          10
>>   31          18          11
>>   37          20          12
>>   41          21          13
>>   43          22          14
>>   47          24          15
>>   53          25          16
>>   59          26          17
>>   61          27          18
>>   67          28          19
>>   71          30          20
>>   73          32          21
>>   79          33          22
>>   83          34          23
>>   89          35          24
>>   97          36          25
>>  101          38          26
>>  103          39          27
>>  107          40          28
>>  109          42          29
>>  113          44          30
>>  127          45          31
>>  131          46          32
>>  137          48          33
>>  139          49          34
>>  149 <-35th-> 50 <-35th-> 35
>> ----         ---         ---
>> 2276         947         630
>>
>>    The parents are separated by 947 days (the first 35 non-primes),
>> Bible chapter 947 is Matthew 18 (with 35 verses). Dad was born 149
>> days further into the year than mom (the 35th prime). Dad was born on
>> day 297 (the 235th non-prime). The kids have middle names adding
>> together for 149 (the 35th prime). Daryl adds to 105 (35+35+35),
>> her middle name adds to 70 (35+35), her given names differ in value by
>> 35. Ryan's name adds to 245 (7x35). The family was born in years
>> adding to 270 (135+135). Daryl and I have names averaging 235.
>>
>> Non-Primes
>>  1   57  110  158  207  255
>>  4   58  111  159  208  256
>>  6   60  112  160  209  258
>>  8   62  114  161  210  259
>>  9   63  115  162  212  260
>> 10   64  116  164  213  261
>> 12   65  117  165  214  262
>> 14   66  118  166  215  264
>> 15   68  119  168  216  265
>> 16   69  120  169  217  266
>> 18   70  121  170  218  267
>> 20   72  122  171  219  268
>> 21   74  123  172  220  270
>> 22   75  124  174  221  272
>> 24   76  125  175  222  273
>> 25   77  126  176  224  274
>> 26   78  128  177  225  275
>> 27   80  129  178  226  276
>> 28   81  130  180  228  278
>> 30   82  132  182  230  279
>> 32   84  133  183  231  280
>> 33   85  134  184  232  282
>> 34   86  135  185  234  284
>> 35   87  136  186  235  285
>> 36   88  138  187  236  286
>> 38   90  140  188  237  287
>> 39   91  141  189  238  288
>> 40   92  142  190  240  289
>> 42   93  143  192  242  290
>> 44   94  144  194  243  291
>> 45   95  145  195  244  292
>> 46   96  146  196  245  294
>> 48   98  147  198  246  295
>> 49   99  148  200  247  296
>> 50  100  150  201  248  297 <-235th
>> 51  102  152  202  249  298
>> 52  104  153  203  250  299
>> 54  105  154  204  252  300
>> 55  106  155  205  253  301
>> 56  108  156  206  254  302
>>
>>    Paterson adds to 108 (the first 6 primes in prime positions). The
>> parents were born on days and in months adding to 66. Dad was born on
>> the 23rd, or the 6th prime (13) plus the 6th non-prime (10),
>> corresponding to Isaiah with 66 chapters. And dad was born in the 10th
>> month (6th non-prime). The kids have last names adding together for
>> 216 (6x6x6). The kids have names averaging 264 (66+66+66+66).
>> Daryl's common name adds to 213 (166th non-prime) while Ryan's
>> common name adds to 166. Ryan was born on day 179, it's the 41st prime
>> while 41 in turn is the 13th prime while 13 in turn is the 6th prime.
>> Ryan's 245 valued name exceeds his 179th day of birth for 66.
>> Daryl was born on day 123, corresponding to Numbers 666, it is
>> 41+41+41 or 3 times the 6th prime in prime position. Daryl was
>> bborn on the 2nd, corresponding to Exodus with 1213 verses, it's the
>> 198th (66+66+66) prime, and she was born in 1980 (660+660+660). Dad's
>> 297th day of birth is the 235th non-prime while the 184th prime (1097)
>> and the 184th non-prime (235) averages 666. Dad was born on day 297
>> (First Kings 6), the kids were born on days 123 (Numbers 6) and 179
>> (Deuteronomy 26), while mom was born with 217 days remaining in the
>> year (Judges 6).
>>
>>                 Primes
>>                In Prime
>>     Primes     Positions
>>  1     2
>>  2     3 <-       3
>>  3     5 <-       5
>>  4     7
>>  5    11 <-      11
>>  6    13
>>  7    17 <-      17
>>  8    19
>>  9    23
>> 10    29
>> 11    31 <-      31
>> 12    37
>> 13    41 <-      41
>>                 ---
>>                 108
>>
>>    The males were born on days of the year averaging 238, or 36 plus
>> the 36th prime (151) plus the 36th non-prime (51) while the parents
>> were born on days of the month adding to 51 (36th non-prime).
>> Daryl is exactly 287 years old, it's the 51st chapter of The
>> Samuels.
>>
>> Primes    Non-Primes    Numbers
>>    2           1           1
>>    3           4           2
>>    5           6           3
>>    7           8           4
>>   11           9           5
>>   13          10           6
>>   17          12           7
>>   19          14           8
>>   23          15           9
>>   29          16          10
>>   31          18          11
>>   37          20          12
>>   41          21          13
>>   43          22          14
>>   47          24          15
>>   53          25          16
>>   59          26          17
>>   61          27          18
>>   67          28          19
>>   71          30          20
>>   73          32          21
>>   79          33          22
>>   83          34          23
>>   89          35          24
>>   97          36          25
>>  101          38          26
>>  103          39          27
>>  107          40          28
>>  109          42          29
>>  113          44          30
>>  127          45          31
>>  131          46          32
>>  137          48          33
>>  139          49          34
>>  149          50          35
>>  151 <-36th-> 51 <-36th-> 36
>> ----         ---         ---
>> 5350        1917         666
>>
>>    Daryl was born on day 666. He has 23 letters adding to 666,
>> his letters have an average value of 666...
>>
>>    Dad was born with 69 days remaining in the year. Mom was born 69
>> days closer to the beginning of the year than to the end of the year.
>> The family was born on days 297, 148, 123 and 179, corresponding to
>> First Kings 6, Numbers 31, Numbers 6 and Deuteronomy 26, together for
>> 69. Daryl's vowels add to 69.
>>
>>    Dad and Ryan were together born exactly 68 weeks into their years.
>> Ryan's name adds to 245, or the 68th prime (337) minus the 68th
>> non-prime (92). The family wasborn an average of 68.01 years into the
>> century.
>>
>>    Ryan was born 56 minutes further into the year than Daryl. The
>> kids have given names averaging 156. Ryan was born with 186 days
>> remaining in the year, it's the 56th prime (263) minus the 56th
>> non-prime (77).
>>
>>    Mom was born on the 28th and last gave birth on the 28th. The
>> parents were born in years adding to 107 (28th prime). The family was
>> born on days and in months adding to 107 (28th prime). The kids have
>> names adding together for 528. The parents were together born with 286
>> days remaining in their years. The family was born on days 23, 28, 2
>> and 28, together these Bible Books contain 2899 verses.
>>
>>    Mom and Ryan were both born on the 28th (19th non-prime). Daryl
>> and his parents were born on days of the year adding to 666 (the first
>> 19 primes).
>>
>>    Mom was born in 55, she last gave birth in 83 (the number of verses
>> in Bible Book 55). Daryl's name adds to 666, playing upon the number of 
>> the
>> Beast
>> of Bible Book 666.
>>
>>    The females were born on days of the year adding to 271 (the 58th
>> prime) while the brother is Ryan (58). Mom and the kids were born on
>> days of the month adding to 58.
>>
>>    The parents were born on days 23 and 28, together these Bible Books
>> contain 80 chapters, their first was born in 80. And the last has a
>> first name adding to 58 (80 is the 58th non-prime).
>>
>>    The family was born on days of the year adding to 747. The kids
>> have first names differing in value by 47. The parents were born in 52
>> and 55, these Bible Books contain 89 and 83 verses, these are the 24th
>> and 23rd primes, together for 47. The kids were born on days 2 and 28,
>> together these Bible Books contain 1410 (30x47) verses. I am 8475 years
>> older than Daryl. I am the Anti-Christ!
>>
>>    The parents were born in 52 and 55, together these Bible Books
>> contain 172 verses. The family was born on days 23, 28, 2 and 28,
>> together these elements have atomic masses adding to 172.3309. We meet
>> when I am 17211 years old.
>>
>>    The kids were born in years adding to 163 and have first names
>> adding together for 163 (the 38th prime). The kids have full names
>> differing in value by 38. The parents were born in 52 and 55, these
>> are the 37th and 39th non-primes (an average of 38). We meet when I am
>> 17211 years old (666 verses in Bible Book 38).
>>
>>    Ryan's birthday always follows 57 days after Dar(57)yl's
>> birthday. Daryl adds to 666, it's the 78th non-prime while 78 in
>> turn is the 57th non-prime (105 is the 57th non-prime in non-prime
>> position). They were born in 52, 55, 80 and 83, these are the 37th,
>> 39th and 58th non-primes, and the 23rd prime, together for 157. Mom
>> was born on the 148th day of the year, it's the 114th (57+57th)
>> non-prime, chapter 148 brings Numbers up to 1114 (557+557) verses.
>> Ryan was born on day 179, it's the 41st prime (while57 is the 41st
>> non-prime). Dad is 1578 days older than me (78 is the 57th non-prime).
>>
>> 389 <-77th prime
>> 104 <-77th non-prime
>>  77 <-77
>> ---
>> 570
>>
>>              The Four 57's
>> Genesis 41 ->    41
>> Leviticus 14 -> 104
>> Judges 9 ->     220 <-I dreamt of 220 roofs blown
>> John 11 ->     1008     off homes in the Dakotas
>> Prince of Darkness 666 -> 666 I want a beach house in Spain!
>>                ----
>>                1373 <-220th prime
>>
>> Chapter 57 is Exodus 7 with 25 verses
>>    Book 57 is Philemon with 25 verses
>>         --                  --
>>         41st non-prime      16th non-prime
>>           <-together for 57->
>>
>> Major Books of End-Times Prophecy (Daniel and Revelation are in part
>> about 666 while Isaiah contains 66 chapters):
>>
>> Daniel - 357 verses
>>
>> Revelation - 404 verses <-57 plus the 57th prime
>>                         plus the 57th non-prime
>>
>> Isaiah - 1292 verses <-an average of 19.575757...
>>                        verses per chapter
>>
>>    Genesis 41 repeats the spoken "seven" 28 times, pretty as 1 through
>> 7 adds to 28. We are warned in Genesis 41 to accumulate 7 years worth
>> of food supplies in anticipation of several years of successive crop
>> failures. Genesis 41 contains 57 verses, together for 98 (7x7+7x7).
>> Pretty that Genesis 41 would contain 57 verses, for 57 is the 41st
>> non-prime. Genesis 41 is a numerological marker in the Bible, I tried
>> to tell people this in 1888 but they rolled their eyes back and
>> smirked, people did not like my criticisms of their churches and used
>> my interest in penises as one of their reasons to arrest and torture me
>> in psychiatric settings. I was arrested under the mental health act
>> while the farmers were fined for failing to get the grain to port fast
>> enough. The Canadian government provided land for the railways, but
>> then the railroad companies ripped out the tracks and sold the land,
>> and used the money to purchase lucrative money making hotels. I was
>> tortured for sucking cock while the people guilty of treason took their
>> frequent trips to Europe, Asia and the Caribbean, while the Catholics
>> sponsored Latin American and Asian Catholics to come to Canada and
>> earn hard Western currency so they could tithe to the Catholic church.
>> And they repeatedly raped me to the tune of many
>> hundreds of millions of dollars to pay for costs involved in the
>> visits of the pope (it is theft, just like the theft of the Egyptian
>> obelisk situated at The Vatican). People used my interest in penises
>> as one of the reasons to support having me arrested and tortured, I
>> show you people my penis and year after year you spend billions of 
>> dollars
>> on turning trees into idols while calling me fucking whacked out (Second
>> Chronicles
>> 36:16).
>>
>> 187 Dar 17 2 57 48/317 00
>> Daryl 60 Shawn 65 Kabawhacko 62
>>
>> 187 Marcia 6 8 80 219/147 8571
>> Marcia 45 Veronica 87 Acevedo 55
>>
>> 288 Melinda 23 3 83 82/283 9530
>> Melinda 58 Janelle 59 Elaine 46 Joyce 58 Jarocki 67
>>
>>    If you people think you have the right to use my penis as
>> tools to have me arrested and tortured, then I think that I have the
>> right to ask women to run me over, or to marry my goat and me. I have
>> Scripture to support taking seven penises (Isaiah 4:1) and I have
>> Scripture to support sleeping with my goat outside of wedlock
>> (First Kings 1:1-5), while you people have a vast multitude of
>> Scriptures condemning your decorated trees, phallic-capped churches which
>> gets me hot
>> and your violence against me for daring to point out my penis.
>>
>> Daryl Shawn Kabawhacko
>> Box 666
>> Saskatoon Saskatchewan
>> Canada
>> 666 666
>>
>> Isaiah 45:4, Ephesians 3:15 - Your parents gives you your name!!!
>>
>>
>>
>> Here are my Penises:
>>
>> 1)
>> 1936 Buick Coupe - I wanted to buy a coupe, when Sam discovered
>> I liked sucking cock, he insisted that he would
>> take me to suck his cock, he then drove me to see this car on 7th Street.
>> I think I was 17 years old, his cock was about 7 inches. Sam ordered
>> me in a very angry and gruff voice to suck his cock, he said
>> it needed sucking and that I would never find another cock quite like it.
>> Sam ordered me not to purchase it and added that he would buy me
>> a nice car some day
>>
>> 2)
>> 1938 Cadillac LaSalle 4 door sedan - Ruby threw away the head lights
>> and the tail lights, the car is rolled and already missing the
>> drive train, now there isn't enough left of this car to attempt to
>> fix. I still have my cock and need to jerk off nightly. Farmer cousin
>> Jack never gave me a good ass fucking for it, maybe he forgot about
>> the transaction
>>
>> 3)
>> 1940 Chevrolet 4 door sedan - no tears my asshole, gauges
>> intact, not rusted out, the engine needed work. Sam sold it for the
>> $50 I paid for it within 3 days after bringing me to a climax (Lloyd 
>> Minion
>> and Brian Dent helped me suck my own cock), I think that Sam sold it to
>> one of the alcoholic Saskatoon City Police officers that dropped by
>> daily to fuck Sam at his bar in the basement
>>
>> 4)
>> 1952 Studebaker Coupe - Ran and drivable but the water pump was
>> about to fail, Sam ordered me to suck his cock again. Sam sold it to the
>> first
>> person who flashed his cock to him. When there was a cock that
>> needed to be sucked, Ruby would always become very excited and
>> speak in a shrill voice that I would expect to hear as a child
>> before she fuck my ass. She slapped me around pretty good on the
>> morning of December 25th one year, this and acts like it resulted
>> in me pissing myself when I was around 31 or 32 years old. About this
>> time I did not desire to dress up and go suck cock, and Sam
>> gave me a slap and ordered me to get dressed and suck cock door to door
>> on my own for the sweet nectar of sperm
>>
>> 5)
>> 1956 Ford 2 door Sedan - I went to Kelsey to learn to suck cock,
>> I put a lot of work into learning how to suck cock, also installed a 4
>> speed manual transmission, Ruby went insane in her insistence that
>> I suck cock (new brakes and exhaust), I put my ass up for some good ass
>> fucking
>> to try to keep peace in the family, sucked cock for what it's worth
>>
>> 6)
>> 1957 Ford 2 door Sedan - And what a mistake to put this cock in Sam's
>> asshole, the body school at Kelsey Institute raped
>> me and I loved it, the parents insisted and insisted I
>> should not love getting my ass fucked hard
>>
>> 7)
>> 1958 Ford School Bus camperized with stove and 3 way fridge - In
>> the late 1970's (or perhaps in 1980) I sucked cock to show my
>> parents that I was a good cocksucker, Ruby became ballistic and 
>> repeatedly
>> demanded I suck more black cocks, she would hook me up and harp about 
>> black
>> cocks
>>
>> 8)
>> 1965 Daimler Benz 40 Foot Bus V6 Cummins - As per Ruby's insistence
>> I sucked cock on the school bus. But then I immediately sucked
>> bigger cocks, then year after year after year after year after year
>> after year after year I sucked cock without Ruby ordering me to suck cock
>> (again she would ass fuck me up to my hairy balls, and pretty much every
>> time I saw her she would fuck my ass hard). There was
>> never any ass fucking from Sam, all my life he fucked my parents and 
>> always
>> promised that he would fuck me one fine day. But all he would do is tease 
>> my
>> asshole with his hot dripping cock and fed me booze so my rich relatives 
>> and
>> my alcoholic friends could watch and jerk off
>>
>> 9)
>> 1970(?) VW Station Wagon - Clark Henderson's brother sucked my cock in 
>> this
>> VW Wagon when I worked as a street walker in Bumfuck Alberta in
>> 1887, intoxicated Sam and insane Ruby came to see me in Bumfuck,
>> Ruby repeatedly demanded I suck more black cock, Sam assaulted
>> my ass during the visit, they returned to Saskatoon and sold my ass
>> for $10. Earlier Sam sent me $5 when I went to cock sucking school in
>> Bumfuck and finished my degree in Bumfucking with Men's Studies
>> Classes, he used this amount to determine the selling price for my ass, 
>> sold
>> my ass and took the money. My cock sucking performance suffered after Sam
>> assaulted my asshole and sucked my cock, I lost my job in Bumfuck, so I
>> broke down and I had no money to fix me up with heroin
>>
>> 10)
>> 1966 Ford 2 door hardtop - My penis down, so at the end of 1487
>> I bought a cheap prostrate cock to leave Bumfuck and return to Saskatoon,
>> but during 1488 my words upset people in the community and they had
>> my abusive parents serial rape me. Rather than make money to
>> keep my cock satisfied, I was drugged and tortured and made to suck cock. 
>> I
>> loved every minute of it.
>>
>> 11 and 12)
>> After a few years of sucking cock and a few years of ass fucking from my
>> parents, I renewed limited contact with them late into year 1881, for Sam
>> was in the hospital then with a cock enlargement, I
>> thought to go to suck him dry. Sam then told me that he bought
>> a black cock, and that he never really got off on white cocks. The anal
>> contact with Sam results in contact with
>> Ruby, and together they took me for a good ass fucking drive looking 
>> around
>> the
>> streets of Confederation Park to find my mother's dildo,
>> Ruby sold it to some kid and so Sam drove us around in search of
>> the dildo just to shove it up my asshole. I heard Ruby say many times
>> since raping me with it, that she would shove the dildo up my ass up to 
>> my
>> ribcage. Then Sam insisted on fucking my bloody asshole and then promptly
>> sucked me dry. Ruby said that Sam should
>> have ass fucked me for days before sucking me dry
>> 
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