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Sunday May 29th 2005 149/216 17633

G  I  L  C  H  R  I  S  T
7  9 12  3  8 18  9 19 20 = 105

   Laurie provided stats during her morning cup of coffee at the coffee
shop on the corner of Broadway Avenue and 8th Street.

252 Laurie 21 3 59 80/285 762
Laurie 66 Louise 81 Gilchrist 105

105+ Sweety 1 3 91 60/305 12430

105+ Sweety 4 1 93 4/361 13105

   Laurie is a 6 lettered name adding to 66. Both of her given names
are 6 lettered. 66.666...% of her names are 6 lettered. Her full name
adds to 252, it's the 198th (66+66+66th) non-prime. Her 252 valued name
averages with her 80th day of birth for 166, corresponding to
Deuteronomy 13 (the 6th prime). Her first 6 letters and last 6 letters
add together for 143 (chapter 666 brings Ecclesiastes up to 143
verses). She was born Francis (70), the name begins with the 6th letter
of the alphabet. Her full maiden name added to 217 (Judges 6). Her kids
were together born with 666 days remaining in their years. The kids
were on average born 317 days after mom's birthdays (the 66th prime).
The kids were together born 634 days after mom's birthdays (Proverbs
6). The 184th prime (1097) and the 184th non-prime (235) average 666,
while the kids were born in years adding to 184 and are separated by
1.84 years. The first of the kids was born on the 6th day of the week
and in year 91, it's the numbers 1 through to 13 (the 6th prime). The
last of the kids was born on the 4th, corresponding to Numbers with 36
(6x6) chapters. The kids were born on days and in months and years
adding to 193 (Bible Book 6 chapter 6). Mom and the kids were together
born on days of the year adding to 144 ((6+6)x(6+6)) and on days of the
month adding to 26. Laurie's birthday generally follows 96 (6x16) days
after the birthdays of her kids, her kids were born on days of the year
adding to 64 (16+16+16+16), her name adds to 252 (First Samuel 16). Her
Fibonacci valued letters add to 64 while her kids were born on days of
the year adding to 64. We meet with 6x6x6 days remaining in the year.
We meet on the 29th, there are 29 chapters in Bible Book 13 (the 6th
prime) and 29 verses in Bible chapter 666 (Ecclesiastes 7), pretty as
29 is a combination of 6 plus the 6th prime (13) plus the 6th non-prime
(10). Laurie was born on the 21629th day of the century (216 is 6x6x6
while 29 is 6+6p+6np).

Non-Primes
 1   57  110  158  207
 4   58  111  159  208
 6   60  112  160  209
 8   62  114  161  210
 9   63  115  162  212
10   64  116  164  213
12   65  117  165  214
14   66  118  166  215
15   68  119  168  216
16   69  120  169  217
18   70  121  170  218
20   72  122  171  219
21   74  123  172  220
22   75  124  174  221
24   76  125  175  222
25   77  126  176  224
26   78  128  177  225
27   80  129  178  226
28   81  130  180  228
30   82  132  182  230
32   84  133  183  231
33   85  134  184  232
34   86  135  185  234
35   87  136  186  235
36   88  138  187  236
38   90  140  188  237
39   91  141  189  238
40   92  142  190  240
42   93  143  192  242
44   94  144  194  243
45   95  145  195  244
46   96  146  196  245
48   98  147  198  246
49   99  148  200  247
50  100  150  201  248
51  102  152  202  249
52  104  153  203  250
54  105  154  204  252 <-198th
55  106  155  205  253
56  108  156  206  254

Primes
   2    73   179   283
   3    79   181   293
   5    83   191   307
   7    89   193   311
  11    97   197   313
  13   101   199   317 <-66th
  17   103   211   331
  19   107   223   337
  23   109   227   347
  29   113   229   349
  31   127   233   353
  37   131   239   359
  41   137   241   367
  43   139   251   373
  47   149   257   379
  53   151   263   383
  59   157   269   389
  61   163   271   397
  67   167   277   401
  71   173   281   409

1-50 - Genesis
51-90 - Exodus
91-117 - Leviticus
118-153 - Numbers
154-187 - Deuteronomy
188-211 - Joshua

930-957 - Matthew
958-973 - Mark
974-997 - Luke
998-1018 - John
1019-1046 - Acts
1047-1062 - Romans

  41 <-The 13th prime while 13 in turn is the 6th
       prime, it's the 6th prime in prime position
       while one of the versions of Bible Book 41
       contains 666 verses

 123 <-Numbers 6, it is three times the 13th
       prime (41+41+41), keeping in mind that
       13 is the 6th prime... it's 3 times the
       6th prime in prime position

 188 <-the opening chapter of Book 6 is 6x6x6 short
       of the 404 verses of Bible Book 66, it is the
       6th prime squared (13x13) short of the 357
       verses of Daniel (also in part about 666)

 193 <-Book 6 chapter 6 is the 44th prime,
       while 44 is in turn 66.666...% of 66

 211 <-the terminating chapter of Book 6 is
       approximately 66.6% of the 66th prime (317)

 357 <-the opening chapter of Book 6 plus the 6th
       prime squared is the 357 verses of Daniel
       (in part about 666)

 404 <-the 6th prime squared (13x13) plus the 6th
       prime squared (13x13) plus 66 adds to the
       404 verses of Bible Book 66

1062 <-666 plus 6x66 is a combination of the 658
       verses of Bible Book 6 plus the 404 verses
       of Bible Book 66, and is the terminating
       chapter of New Testament Book 6

1070 <-666 plus the 404 verses of Book 66 is the
       1070 verses of Job (Book 6+6+6)

1213 <-Exodus terminates at chapter 90 (66th non-
       prime) with 1213 verses (the 198th or the
       66+66+66th prime)

1292 <-the 658 verses of Book 6 plus twice the
       66th prime (317) is the 1292 verses of
       Isaiah (the Book contains 66 chapters)

   Laurie last gave birth 357 days closer to the beginning of the year
than to the end of the year, it's the number of verses in Daniel, a
major Book of end-times prophecy that is in part about 666. Daniel is
the 6th in a sequential set of Books that together contain 4973 verses
(the 666th prime), pretty as Daniel is in part about 666:

22 Song 117
23 Isaiah 1292
24 Jeremiah 1364
25 Lamentations 154
26 Ezekiel 1273
27 Daniel 357   <-the 6th in the set
28 Hosea 197
29 Joel 73
30 Amos 146
       ----
       4973   <- the 666th prime

   Laurie was born with 285 (5x57) days remaining in the year. Laurie
adds to 66, Bible Book 66 is Revelation with 404 verses, or 57 plus the
57th prime (269) plus the 57th non-prime (78). She married Gilchrist,
the name adds to 105 (the 78th non-prime while 78 in turn is the 57th
non-prime). Her common name now adds to 171 (57+57+57). Her vowels add
to 104 (Leviticus 14 with 57 verses). Her unrepresented letters exceed
her represented letters by 75 (the 57's are at Genesis 41, Leviticus
14, Judges 9 and John 11, together for 57). Laurie gave birth on days
of the year adding to 64 (the 57's in the Old Testament are at chapter
numbers adding to 64). Laurie and her kids were on average born 269
days closer to the beginning of their years than to the end of their
years (the 57th prime). The kids were born on days 4 and 60 (a span of
57). The kids were born on days of the century adding to 67269 (269 is
the 57th prime). Genesis 41 contains 57 verses, we are warned here to
accumulate food reserves in anticipation of a prolonged period of
adversity.

             The Four 57's
Genesis 41 ->    41
Leviticus 14 -> 104
Judges 9 ->     220 <-I dreamt of 220 roofs blown
John 11 ->     1008     off homes in the Dakotas
               ----
               1373 <-220th prime

Chapter 57 is Exodus 7 with 25 verses
   Book 57 is Philemon with 25 verses
        --                  --
        41st non-prime      16th non-prime
          <-together for 57->

Major Books of End-Times Prophecy (Daniel and Revelation are in part
about 666 while Isaiah contains 66 chapters):

Daniel - 357 verses

Revelation - 404 verses <-57 plus the 57th prime
                        plus the 57th non-prime

Isaiah - 1292 verses <-an average of 19.575757...
                       verses per chapter

   Laurie was born on the 21st (the 13th non-prime), her given names
add to 147 (113th non-prime). Her first 13 letters add to the 154
verses of Lamentations (the first 13 non-primes). Her first 13 and last
13 letters add together for 313. Her common name was Laurie Francis (13
letters for 136). She first gave birth in 91 (1 through 13). She and
her last were born on days of the year adding to 84 (the first 13
primes minus the first 13 non-primes). She and her kids were born on
days of the month adding to 26 (13+13) and on days of the year adding
to 144 (the 13th Fibonacci).

Primes    Non-Primes    Fibonacci      Lucas      Numbers
   2           1            0            1           1
   3           4            1            3           2
   5           6            1            4           3
   7           8            2            7           4
  11           9            3           11           5
  13          10            5           18           6
  17          12            8           29           7
  19          14           13           47           8
  23          15           21           76           9
  29          16           34          123          10
  31          18           55          199          11
  37          20           89          322          12
  41 <-13th-> 21 <-13th-> 144 <-13th-> 521 <-13th-> 13
 ---         ---                                    --
 238         154 <-Lamentations                     91

   Gilchrist adds to 105, and the first of the Gilchrist (105) kids was
born on the 60th day of the year (First Peter with 105 verses). Laurie
Gilchrist (105) was 11668 and 12343 days old when she gave birth, the
latter is 105.78% of the former.

   Gilchrist adds to a multiple of 21 (105=5x21) while Laurie was born
on the 21st day of the month and 21.91% into the year. Her given names
add to 147 (7x21), her full name adds to 252 (12x21). Her represented
letters add to 138 (Numbers 21). Her initials, middle and last letters
add together for 138 (Numbers 21). Her maiden name added to 217. She
first gave birth on the 1st, corresponding to Genesis with 1533 verses,
or 21 times the 21st prime (73).

   Leviticus begins with 17 verses and terminates at chapter 117 with
17+17 verses. There are 17 verses at chapters 1 and 3, and 59 (the 17
prime) verses at chapter 13, so the 17's and the 17th prime are at
chapter numbers adding to 17 (1+3+13=17). The first 17 versed chapters
in the Bible are at chapters 91 and 93, together for 184, or the 167
verses of Book 17 plus 17 more. Leviticus contains 859 verses, it ends
in 59 (the 17th prime). The first 17's in the Bible surround chapter 92
(the 4x17th non-prime):

Leviticus
---------
 91   1  17
 92   2     <-68th (4x17th) non-prime
 93   3  17
 94   4
 95   5
 96   6
 97   7
 98   8
 99   9
100  10
101  11
102  12
103  13  59 <-17th prime
104  14
105  15
106  16
107  17
108  18
109  19
110  20
111  21
112  22
113  23
114  24
115  25
116  26
117  27  34 <-17+17

   Laurie was born in 59 (the 17th prime), her middle name adds to 81
(the 59th non-prime). She first gave birth in 91 (Leviticus 1, the
first of the chapters in the Bible to contain the length of 17 verses).
Her last two names average 93 and she last gave birth in 93 (Leviticus
3, the second of the chapters in the Bible to contain the length of 17
verses). She gave birth in years adding to 184 (the 167 verses of Bible
Book 17 plus 17 more). They were born in 59, 91 and 93, these are the
17th prime, the 67th and the 69th non-primes, together for 153 (1
through 17 and is the 117th non-prime). Laurie and her kids were born
on days of the month adding to 26 (17th non-prime). She was born
Francis, the name adds to 70 (the 51st or the 17+17+17th non-prime).
Born Laurie Louise Francis, her maiden name added to 217, it's the
170th non-prime while chapter 170 in turn is Deuteronomy 17. Laurie
last gave birth 289 (17x17) days after her birthday. She gave birth an
average of 317 days after her birthdays. Her kids were together born
with 666 days remaining in their years (the primes up to 17 each
squared). Her first name adds to the 66 Books of The Bible, it's 7
squared plus the 7th prime (17), or the 17th prime (59) plus 7 more.
They were born in years averaging 81 (the 59th non-prime while 59 in
turn is the 17th prime), it's the 17th non-prime in prime position.
Laurie was born on the 21st (7+7+7th), it's the number of chapters in
Bible Book 7, she and her kids were born in months adding to 7. See
that the 7 primes in prime positions up to the 17th prime add to the
167 verses of Bible Book 17:

                Primes
               In Prime
    Primes     Positions
 1     2
 2     3 <-       3
 3     5 <-       5
 4     7
 5    11 <-      11
 6    13
 7    17 <-      17
 8    19
 9    23
10    29
11    31 <-      31
12    37
13    41 <-      41
14    43
15    47
16    53
17    59 <-      59
                ---
                167
              Esther
              Book 17

   Laurie provided stats on Broadway Avenue in Saskatoon, it is the
street that is lined with poster poles made to resemble penises. In
1988 I stated that these phallic poles are representations of penises,
and the Egyptian obelisks on the roofs of churches, at The Vatican,
Whitehouse and in front of Saskatoon City Hall are similarly
representations of penises (all in opposition to God's Second
Commandment). I said that Satanists erect obelisks and other
phallic-like objects because they believe the penis has a god-like
force through it's reproductive role, but Shawn knows that your penis
is closer to your anus than to God. I also said that the environmental
destruction was on purpose, that people in positions of power are
purposely destroying the earth. And I stated that the churches are
censoring Scriptural references to cannibalism, and that many of the
missing people in North America have been in fact eaten by witches.
Protestants and Catholics did not like my criticisms of their churches
and lobbied my abusive parents to have me arrested and tortured in
psychiatric facilities. These supposed Christians hired Hindus to
torture me, every 3 weeks I was allowed to plead my sanity in front of
a panel of middle-class Protestants and Catholics who loved their
decorated trees and Sunday day of worship considerably more than me
(and even more than Jesus), telling them that Scripture condemns
turning trees into idols was used as evidence by them that I was
religiously deluded. I begged in vain for people in the community to
assist me to flee the horrid rounds of psychiatric torture, but people
closed their hearts, mocked and assaulted me, and threatened to
arrested and "treat" (torture) me if I dared to continue to speak out
against their traditions. In place of compassion they offered me verbal
and physical abuse, and they repeatedly tried to provoke me to anger...
the Broadway merchants erected additional representations of penises
along their street, the city lined the 20th Street commercial district
with representations of penises, and a statue of Gandhi was erected in
downtown Saskatoon with his back turned to the facilities were I was
tortured by Hindus.

   I explained a bit of this to Laurie, but assuredly, she will
continue with her pagan traditions that involve turning green trees
into decorated idols, for her traditions transcend common sense and are
more important than life itself. There is little difference between
erecting and worshipping representations of penises with that of
turning an evergreen tree into an object of worship, or coloring eggs,
or giving your kids chocolate bunnies, as all are symbols of fertility.
I lost my summers year after year after year after year after year
after year after year to psychiatric torture and begged in vain for
assistance to flee this filthy God-damned country, and year after year
after year after year after year after year after year after year after
year you people call me insane while you spend billions of dollars
turning trees into decorated idols and then fly off to anywhere warm on
your winter holidays, while threatening to have me arrested and
tortured yet again. And if that doesn't work (if the police stop
arresting me based upon the testimony of my parents rather than upon my
deeds), then have your Saskatoon Star-Phoenix newspaper call me a
pedophile, that will likely result in some yahoo butchering me here, in
what has become among the most violent cities in Canada. You people
made me a home in a psychiatric ward while you close your hearts and
decorate your own homes with billions of dollars on your God-damned
pagan bullshit, I'm on my knees and begging God to honor Exodus 20:5
and Hosea 4:6 as promises and terminate the lives of Laurie's kids. I'd
rather be me, tortured and then mocked, beaten and repeatedly called a
pedophile, than be a compassionless asshole like you, buying chocolate
bunnies and decorated trees for your apostate kids. I lost my summers
year after year, and not one of you God-damned pieces of shit have the
compassion to buy me a plane ticket so I can leave this hell hole for
one single winter!!! Stripping me of my rights in 1988 and torturing me
is not an adequate reason to continue to do this and threaten to do
this in subsequent years. Recently and for years Freemason Don Ocean
and purported police officer James Takayama have been incessantly
calling me a pedophile, instead of reporting that they have been
libeling me, in 2004 the Star-Phoenix instead reported that my postings
are laden with pedophilia, and I just want you people to know that
this, coupled together with brutal assaults and threats of additional
torture, does not help my mental health at all. You people cared little
that I was being tortured, and now you care little that the
Star-Phoenix would call me a pedophile and the threat of death that
brings from street people, all you really care about is lavishly
decorating your homes.

187 Dar 17 2 57 48/317 00
Daryl 60 Shawn 65 Kabatoff 62

187 Marcia 6 8 80 219/147 8571
Marcia 45 Veronica 87 Acevedo 55

288 Melinda 23 3 83 82/283 9530
Melinda 58 Janelle 59 Elaine 46 Joyce 58 Jarocki 67

   Anyway, if you people think that you have the right to use my
abusive parents as tools and arrest and torture me, then I think that I
should have the right to ask women to marry me, or to marry Marcia and
me. I have Scripture to support taking seven brides (Isaiah 4:1) and I
have Scripture to support sleeping with Melinda Jarocki outside of
wedlock (First Kings 1:1-5), while you people have a vast multitude of
Scriptures condemning your decorated trees, phallic-capped churches and
your violence against me for daring to point out your pagan traditions.

Daryl Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada
S7K 4J1

Isaiah 45:4, Ephesians 3:15 - God gives you your name!!!

Here are my Carlys:

1)
1936 Buick Coupe - I wanted to buy a coupe, when Sam discovered
I found one at a reasonable price, he insisted that he would
take me to see it, he then drove me to see this car on 7th Street.
I think I was 17 years old, the car was about $700. Sam ordered
me in a very angry and gruff voice not to buy the car, he said
it needed king pins and that I would never find king pins for it.
Sam ordered me not to purchase it and added that he would buy me
a nice car some day

2)
1938 Cadillac LaSalle 4 door sedan - Ruby threw away the head lights
and the tail lights, the car is rolled and already missing the
drive train, now there isn't enough left of this car to attempt to
fix. I still have this car and need parts for it. Farmer cousin
Jack never gave me a bill of sale for it, maybe he forgot about
the transaction

3)
1940 Chevrolet 4 door sedan - no tears in the interior, gauges
intact, not rusted out, the engine needed work. Sam sold it for the
$50 I paid for it within 3 days after bringing it home (Lloyd Minion
and Brian Dent helped me get it home), I think that Sam sold it to
one of the alcoholic Saskatoon City Police officers that dropped by
daily to drink with Sam at his bar in the basement

4)
1952 Studebaker Coupe - Ran and drivable but the water pump was
about to fail, Sam ordered me to sell it. Sam sold it to the first
person who flashed any amount of money. When there was a car that
needed to be sold, Ruby would always become very threatening and
speak in a shrill voice that I would expect to hear as a child
before she would hit me. She slapped me around pretty good on the
morning of December 25th one year, this and acts like it resulted
in me stuttering when I was around 11 or 12 years old. About this
time I did not desire to dress up and go Halloweening, and Sam
gave me a slap and ordered me to get dressed and go door to door
on my own for the sweet treats

5)
1956 Ford 2 door Sedan - I went to Kelsey to learn motor mechanics,
I put a lot of work into the 390 V8 engine, also installed a 4
speed manual transmission, Ruby went insane in her insistence that
I sell the vehicle (new brakes and exhaust), I put it up for sale
to try to keep peace in the family, sold it for about what the
transmission was worth

6)
1957 Ford 2 door Sedan - And what a mistake to put this car in Sam's
precious back yard, the body school at Kelsey Institute repaired
the rusted-out rocker panels, the parents insisted and insisted I
should not have this car

7)
1958 Ford School Bus camperized with stove and 3 way fridge - In
the late 1970's (or perhaps in 1980) I drove this over to show my
parents, Ruby became ballistic and repeatedly demanded I sell it,
she would phone me up and harp about it

8)
1965 Daimler Benz 40 Foot Bus V6 Cummins - As per Ruby's insistence
I sold the 58 Ford school bus. But then I immediately bought a
bigger bus, then year after year after year after year after year
after year after year I listened to Ruby ordering me to sell the
bus (again she would phone me up to harp at me about it, and pretty
much every time I saw her she would make it an issue). There was
never any encouragement from Sam, all my life he took away my
vehicles and always promised that he would help me get established
in life and buy me a car. But all he would do is feed steaks and
booze to the rich relatives and to any of his alcoholic friends

9)
1970(?) VW Station Wagon - Clark Henderson's sister sold me this
VW Wagon when I worked as a Social Worker in Whitecourt Alberta in
1987, intoxicated Sam and insane Ruby came to see me in Whitecourt,
Ruby repeatedly demanded I sell the 1965 Daimler bus, Sam assaulted
me during the visit, they returned to Saskatoon and sold the Daimler
for $1000. Earlier Sam sent me $1000 when I went to school in
Montreal and finished my degree in Anthropology with Women's Studies
Classes, he used this amount to determine the selling price, sold
the bus and took the money. My job performance suffered after Sam
assaulted me and sold my bus, I lost my job in Whitecourt, this VW
broke down and I had no money to fix it

10)
1966 Ford 2 door hardtop - The VW broke down, so at the end of 1987
I bought a cheap Ford to leave Whitecourt and return to Saskatoon,
but during 1988 my words upset people in the community and they had
my abusive parents institutionalize me. Rather than make money to
keep this car running, I was drugged and tortured

11 and 12)
After a few years of psychiatric torture and a few years of absence
from my parents, I renewed limited contact with them late into year
2001, for Sam was in the hospital then with a hip replacement, I
thought to go to wish him well. Sam then told me that he bought
a van, and that he never really got anything in trade for the late
1990's Crown Victoria. The contact with Sam results in contact with
Ruby, and together they took me for a drive looking around the
streets of Confederation Park to find my mother's 1984 Mustang,
Ruby sold it to some kid and so Sam drove us around in search of
the car just to point it out for me. I heard Ruby say many times
since obtaining it, that she would pass her Mustang down to her
kids. Then Sam insisted on checking my blood sugar and then
promptly stuck me with a dirty needle. Ruby said that Sam should
have used a clean-new needle