🚀 go-pugleaf

(sung to the tune of "Der Kommissar," and with apologies to Lewis Carroll)

"The time has come," the Big Kahuna said,
  "to dwell upon important things:
Summer vacations, in particular,
  especially such as can avoid
That idiot's lantern of Diogenes,
  and that Jerry Springer omadhuan;
'Cause I think it's high time you understood
  where the fun times REALLY are at--!!"

CHORUS:
In case you didn't know:
Wisconsin Dells is where
All the fun times are to be found;
For who NEEDS Jerry Springer around?

(All ist klar, Herr Kommissar?!)

For that debauched carnival, you see,
  is nothing but a gross-out affair;
And I have to wonder if the time has come,
  indeed, if the time is right,
For people to start turning the TV off and
  head up to that place, instead,
Up where the pines begin, you know:
  the subject of this number musical--!!

[repeat CHORUS]

One more afterlunch with Jerry S., you think,
  and you're likely to blow your lunch;
But may I recommend, and highly, instead,
  heading off to Wisconsin Dells?
You can well do without that annoying tube
  of trash and debauchery, mein friend--
For they've got plenty of more interesting stuff
  to enjoy WITHOUT the TV, indeed--!!

[repeat CHORUS]


With love,

Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells,
LARRY ELLIS REED
for direct response, go visit kahunaaccidentale@yahoo.com

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