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Washcloth

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From: -= Zomola =-
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:19
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Washcloth
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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby.
One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked
his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded:
"It's my washcloth."

Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on
his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved
her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your
washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it."

The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's
washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother
yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!"

The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with
the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered:
"The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it."

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From: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl (-= Zomola =-)
Date: 01 Mar 2001 07:19:04 GMT
Subject: Washcloth
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