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Article #175Re: Washcloth
From: Bill the Bear
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:42
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:42
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Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. -= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message news:8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl... > > > Washcloth > --------- > > There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. > One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked > his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded: > "It's my washcloth." > > Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on > his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved > her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your > washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it." > > The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's > washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother > yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!" > > The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with > the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?" > > The boy answered: > "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it." > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl > > 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving > School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. > Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. > New game: Beat Up Your Computer! > MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". > > --------------------------------------------------------- > -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- > --------------------------------------------------------- > -- > |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 > |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,public X-Google-Thread: 109c5f,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid109c5f,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-03-01 05:52:04 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!supernews.google.com!sn-xit-03!supernews.com!nntp.cs.ubc.ca!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.slurp.net!not-for-mail From: "Bill the Bear" <replyto@grouponly.com> Newsgroups: za.humour,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,aus.jokes References: <8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: Washcloth Lines: 49 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Message-ID: <tmsn6.109$wz1.1377@newsfeed.slurp.net> Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500 NNTP-Posting-Host: 206.102.156.15 X-Trace: newsfeed.slurp.net 983454233 206.102.156.15 (Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:43:53 CDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:43:53 CDT