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Re: Washcloth

#175
From: Bill the Bear
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:42
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Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one
variation or another.  I guess there are no original jokes anymore.


-= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message
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>
>
> Washcloth
> ---------
>
> There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby.
> One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked
> his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded:
> "It's my washcloth."
>
> Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on
> his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved
> her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your
> washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it."
>
> The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's
> washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother
> yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!"
>
> The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with
> the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?"
>
> The boy answered:
> "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it."
>
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>
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