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Re: Washcloth

#176
From: Mike Turco
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14
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I never heard that one before. Have you heard the Brick Joke?


"Bill the Bear" <replyto@grouponly.com> wrote in message
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> Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in
one
> variation or another.  I guess there are no original jokes anymore.
>
>
> -= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message
> news:8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl...
> >
> >
> > Washcloth
> > ---------
> >
> > There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby.
> > One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked
> > his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded:
> > "It's my washcloth."
> >
> > Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on
> > his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved
> > her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your
> > washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it."
> >
> > The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's
> > washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother
> > yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!"
> >
> > The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with
> > the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?"
> >
> > The boy answered:
> > "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it."
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
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> >
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> > ---------------------------------------------------------
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