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Article #176Re: Washcloth
From: Mike Turco
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14
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I never heard that one before. Have you heard the Brick Joke? "Bill the Bear" <replyto@grouponly.com> wrote in message news:tmsn6.109$wz1.1377@newsfeed.slurp.net... > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one > variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. > > > -= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message > news:8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl... > > > > > > Washcloth > > --------- > > > > There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. > > One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked > > his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded: > > "It's my washcloth." > > > > Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on > > his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved > > her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your > > washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it." > > > > The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's > > washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother > > yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!" > > > > The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with > > the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?" > > > > The boy answered: > > "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it." > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl > > > > 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving > > School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. > > Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. > > New game: Beat Up Your Computer! > > MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". > > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > -- > > |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 > > |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 109c5f,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid109c5f,public X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,3ca29614feb790dc X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-03-01 10:20:05 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!supernews.google.com!sn-xit-03!supernews.com!nntp.cs.ubc.ca!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!newshub2.rdc1.sfba.home.com!news.home.com!news1.alsv1.occa.home.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "Mike Turco" <miketurco@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: za.humour,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,aus.jokes References: <8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl> <tmsn6.109$wz1.1377@newsfeed.slurp.net> Subject: Re: Washcloth Lines: 57 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200 Message-ID: <hkwn6.17089$jg1.450469@news1.alsv1.occa.home.com> Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14:37 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.13.163.133 X-Complaints-To: abuse@home.net X-Trace: news1.alsv1.occa.home.com 983470477 24.13.163.133 (Thu, 01 Mar 2001 10:14:37 PST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 10:14:37 PST Organization: Excite@Home - The Leader in Broadband http://home.com/faster