How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex

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From: Kuddly Koala
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 07:45

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-= Zomola =- wrote:
 
> How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
> HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
> Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
> empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
> humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
> coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
(snipped for sanity's sake) 

> HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
> Show up naked.

and don't forget the beer....  he's gotta have beer....
-- 
Kassia
(*)_(*)

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"

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