Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex

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From: Tim
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 12:02

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and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV

"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> -= Zomola =- wrote:
>
> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
> (snipped for sanity's sake)
>
> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
> > Show up naked.
>
> and don't forget the beer....  he's gotta have beer....
> --
> Kassia
> (*)_(*)
>
> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"

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Subject: Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
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