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Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex

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From: lab~rat
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 14:22
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On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim"
<timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked:

>
>"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com...
>> -= Zomola =- wrote:
>>
>> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
>> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
>> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
>> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
>> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
>> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
>> (snipped for sanity's sake)
>>
>> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
>> > Show up naked.
>>
>> and don't forget the beer....  he's gotta have beer....
>> --
>> Kassia
>> (*)_(*)
>>
>> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"
>
>and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV

Cricket?  Fuckin' limey...
--
lab~rat  >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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Subject: Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
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