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Article #80Re: Non-living Genders
From: Greg Evans
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:21
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:21
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Alan wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy. An hourglass figure with lots of time >>>>>>>>>>>>> left. >>>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking.... >>>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas. She became alarmed at my >>>>>>>>>>> advances. >>>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands! I won't tell you a >>>>>>>>>> second time!" >>>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely? >>>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let >>>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves. >>>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week. Is she also >>>>>>> known as Ana Logue? >>>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers. Dig-it, Al? >>>>> No. Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss >>>>> movement? >>>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick. >>> You guys are getting too wound up over it. >> I can't take that at face value. I don't know what LED you to >> believe that. > > You seem to be a couple of quartz short of the add line. Your timely statement is crystal-clear.
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