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Article #81Re: Non-living Genders
From: Alan
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 01:26
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 01:26
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 18:21:00 -0400, "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote: >Alan wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy. An hourglass figure with lots of time >>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking.... >>>>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas. She became alarmed at my >>>>>>>>>>>> advances. >>>>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands! I won't tell you a >>>>>>>>>>> second time!" >>>>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely? >>>>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let >>>>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves. >>>>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week. Is she also >>>>>>>> known as Ana Logue? >>>>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers. Dig-it, Al? >>>>>> No. Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss >>>>>> movement? >>>>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick. >>>> You guys are getting too wound up over it. >>> I can't take that at face value. I don't know what LED you to >>> believe that. >> You seem to be a couple of quartz short of the add line. > >Your timely statement is crystal-clear. > Easy come, e- Seiko.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 116069,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,gid10ba21,gid116069,gid1051ef,public Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!c03.atl99!c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!cyclone01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com!news01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com.POSTED!12dc6cf53ab2750!not-for-mail From: Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: za.humour,aus.jokes,alt.humor,rec.humor Subject: Re: Non-living Genders Message-ID: <nf57d01tg0oq89ekd2j8iepb9m8917ltsk@4ax.com> References: <vckAc.3943$bs4.1847@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net> <2je1u3F108r03U1@uni-berlin.de> <tuq3d0h2af4vm08b184qqaup8v3nm3f4tp@4ax.com> <2je91rF10ppobU1@uni-berlin.de> <4pj4d0p40p695g4sstdj7h7ijlmj0qsg0g@4ax.com> <10d4paseh30e3f5@corp.supernews.com> <b3r5d01b83ggi685pd152h53pbkekr5aiq@4ax.com> <2jgc99F11evmaU1@uni-berlin.de> <10d6575j199rv89@corp.supernews.com> <2jh0ofF11c9peU1@uni-berlin.de> <1bk6d01ggboja4d1ukdv439q0i6fvphid2@4ax.com> <2jh86cF11ofsjU1@uni-berlin.de> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.93/32.576 English (American) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 29 Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 01:26:33 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 69.198.7.236 X-Complaints-To: abuse@rogers.com X-Trace: news01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com 1087608393 69.198.7.236 (Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:26:33 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:26:33 EDT