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Article #82Re: Non-living Genders
From: Tony Turner
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:40
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:40
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"Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:nf57d01tg0oq89ekd2j8iepb9m8917ltsk@4ax.com... > On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 18:21:00 -0400, "Greg Evans" > <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote: > > >Alan wrote: > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy. An hourglass figure with lots of time > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking.... > >>>>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas. She became alarmed at my > >>>>>>>>>>>> advances. > >>>>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands! I won't tell you a > >>>>>>>>>>> second time!" > >>>>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely? > >>>>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let > >>>>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves. > >>>>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week. Is she also > >>>>>>>> known as Ana Logue? > >>>>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers. Dig-it, Al? > >>>>>> No. Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss > >>>>>> movement? > >>>>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick. > >>>> You guys are getting too wound up over it. > >>> I can't take that at face value. I don't know what LED you to > >>> believe that. > >> You seem to be a couple of quartz short of the add line. > > > >Your timely statement is crystal-clear. > > > Easy come, e- Seiko. Swatch out your mouth.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,gid10ba21,public Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!headwall.stanford.edu!HSNX.atgi.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!216.196.106.144!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news1.optus.net.au!optus!news.uwa.edu.au!news.mel.connect.com.au!news.syd.connect.com.au!not-for-mail From: "Tony Turner" <tonyt92@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: za.humour,aus.jokes Subject: Re: Non-living Genders Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 12:40:26 +1000 Organization: SWSPN Free News Server Lines: 35 Message-ID: <1087612710.109488@stitch.ispdr.net.au> References: <vckAc.3943$bs4.1847@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net> <2je1u3F108r03U1@uni-berlin.de> <tuq3d0h2af4vm08b184qqaup8v3nm3f4tp@4ax.com> <2je91rF10ppobU1@uni-berlin.de> <4pj4d0p40p695g4sstdj7h7ijlmj0qsg0g@4ax.com> <10d4paseh30e3f5@corp.supernews.com> <b3r5d01b83ggi685pd152h53pbkekr5aiq@4ax.com> <2jgc99F11evmaU1@uni-berlin.de> <10d6575j199rv89@corp.supernews.com> <2jh0ofF11c9peU1@uni-berlin.de> <1bk6d01ggboja4d1ukdv439q0i6fvphid2@4ax.com> <2jh86cF11ofsjU1@uni-berlin.de> <nf57d01tg0oq89ekd2j8iepb9m8917ltsk@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: stitch.ispdr.net.au X-Trace: merki.connect.com.au 1087612711 4051 203.33.168.23 (19 Jun 2004 02:38:31 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@connect.com.au NNTP-Posting-Date: 19 Jun 2004 02:38:31 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6600 Cache-Post-Path: stitch.ispdr.net.au!unknown@nat-dial-111.ispdr.net.au X-Cache: nntpcache 2.3.3 (see http://www.nntpcache.org/)