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Re: Non-living Genders

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From: Bob Crowley
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 10:33
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Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<nf57d01tg0oq89ekd2j8iepb9m8917ltsk@4ax.com>...
> On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 18:21:00 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> 
> >Alan wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy.  An hourglass figure with lots of time
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> left.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking....
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas.  She became alarmed at my
> >>>>>>>>>>>> advances.
> >>>>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands!  I won't tell you a
> >>>>>>>>>>> second time!"
> >>>>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely?
> >>>>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let
> >>>>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves.
> >>>>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week.  Is she also
> >>>>>>>> known as Ana Logue?
> >>>>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers.  Dig-it, Al?
> >>>>>> No.  Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss
> >>>>>> movement?
> >>>>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick.
> >>>> You guys are getting too wound up over it.
> >>> I can't take that at face value.  I don't know what LED you to
> >>> believe that.
> >> You seem to be a couple of quartz short of the add line.
> >
> >Your timely statement is crystal-clear.
> >
> Easy come, e- Seiko.

Don't come the old quartz with me, you piezo eclectic jolt.  And stop
watching!  Or I'll clock you one!
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From: bobcrowley@optusnet.com.au (Bob Crowley)
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Subject: Re: Non-living Genders
Date: 19 Jun 2004 03:33:10 -0700
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