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Mon, 03 Feb 2003 00:28
Sports Quotes
Author: Rowland Croucher
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 00:28
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 00:28
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*Famous Sports Quotes* "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." --Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle" --Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." --Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker "You guys line up alphabetically by height" --Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach "I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." --Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements "I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class." --George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." --Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." -- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece. -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm (8800+ articles) -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm (8800+ articles)
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