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Fri, 16 Feb 2001 06:34
Democrats vs. Replubicans
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2001 06:34
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2001 06:34
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Democrats vs. Republicans From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer [R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committe es and read them as a group. Republicans consume three fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thro wn out. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes. Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're ent itled to a little fun first. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made . Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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