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i too have been abused by the Net. For several months now, monkeys from 
the planet Grrogx have sent me hatemale directly to my brain. There is 
also a crazy woman stalking me,sending emale even when i'm offline. i 
can't even go to the bathroom or sleep.
 
Don't reply to this, this is my dog's account.
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On Sun, 16 Oct 1994 02:26:51 GMT, kEN Colburn wrote:
: i too have been abused by the Net. For several months now, monkeys from 
: the planet Grrogx have sent me hatemale directly to my brain. There is 
: also a crazy woman stalking me,sending emale even when i'm offline. i 
: can't even go to the bathroom or sleep.

Hey Ken, I too was afflicted by this problem till I started wrapping tin
foil around my head.  Reynolds extra thick works best, just make sure you
leave holes for breathing and seeing. 

My co-workers look at me funny (except Bonnie, who likes to apply makeup
while looking at the back of my head), but it works pretty good so I can 
usually disregard their remarks.

: Don't reply to this, this is my dog's account.

Oops, too late.  Bow, wow.

Dave

Milton Wong (wong0075@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote:

: For the last two years, I have been subjected to constant harassment due 
: to slander. My reputation and my life have been destroyed. Please help me 
: put an end to the slander.

First, you have to have a reputation in order to have it destroyed.  I 
doubt that anyone knows who you are.  Maybe you're a legend in your own 
mind, but I doubt you're a legend on the Internet.  Sorry to be the first 
to bring you this news.

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dk@crl.com      	200 times more money is embezzled from banks 
San Francisco		than is stolen by robbery each year.

Milton Wong (wong0075@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote:
>For the last two years, I have been subjected to constant harassment due 
>to slander. My reputation and my life have been destroyed. Please help me 
>put an end to the slander.

Mr. Wong:

A "dk@crl.com" has been going around saying that no one knows who you are!
Sounds actionable at law to me.  Is this the kind of thing you're looking
for?

jd

In article <37vic9$548@crl8.crl.com>, David A. Kaye <dk@crl.com> wrote:
>Milton Wong (wong0075@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote:
>: For the last two years, I have been subjected to constant harassment due 
>: to slander. My reputation and my life have been destroyed. Please help me 
>: put an end to the slander.
>
>First, you have to have a reputation in order to have it destroyed.  I 
>doubt that anyone knows who you are.  Maybe you're a legend in your own 
>mind, but I doubt you're a legend on the Internet.  Sorry to be the first 
>to bring you this news.

[this is a good discussion, but we should move this out of general]

Sorry, Mr. Kaye, but you may be the one being naive.  You don't have
to be well-known to have problems because of this type of garbage.
Several years back, as an undergrad, a hack here managed to break into
several people's accounts, including mine, and sent rude and insulting
messages from them.  One guy I knew asked me what was up with the
insults I was sending.  I didn't know what he was talking about and
didn't think about a security problem.  It wasn't until a couple of
years later that I ran into someone else who told me several people he
knew (whom I didn't know) never really found out about the break-in
but thought I was a jerk because they had gotten ugly messages.

I don't know what other people think, but I consider myself someone
who intends to have a career on these machines, a "computing
professional" if you will.  As such, I spend more time on the net than
most of the population (even most tech. professionals), and I expect
my colleagues and associates in my field to do the same.
Consequently, if I want a higher "hit ratio" for topics I want to
discuss with others, I go to net instead of U.S. mail or the
telephone.  So, for me, my net.personality is a non-trivial part of my
reputation since it's highly likely many people I have to deal with
are here.

                                        Roger P. Ang (rang@laputa.ics.uci.edu)
Irvine? Where's Irvine?                 Grad student at the
In the heart of the Orange Curtain.     Dept. of Information & Computer Sci.
Oh no! The poor fool.                   Univ. of California, Irvine.  USA

In article <38152t$4ee@khepri.ics.uci.edu>,
Roger P. Ang <rang@ics.uci.edu> wrote:
>
>I don't know what other people think, but I consider myself someone
>who intends to have a career on these machines, a "computing
>professional" if you will.  As such, I spend more time on the net than
>most of the population (even most tech. professionals), and I expect
>my colleagues and associates in my field to do the same.
>Consequently, if I want a higher "hit ratio" for topics I want to
>discuss with others, I go to net instead of U.S. mail or the
>telephone.  So, for me, my net.personality is a non-trivial part of my
>reputation since it's highly likely many people I have to deal with
>are here.

This is a joke, right?

cpk
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Plano, TX                                BSCS '94 -- U of Missouri-Rolla  
"I spent four years prostrate to the higher mind, got my paper, and I was
free." --Emily Saliers, "Closer to Fine"  "And then I got a pager." -- Me   

On Mon, 17 Oct 1994 23:25:49 GMT, Dave Gardner (pdg@netcom.com) wrote:
= On Sun, 16 Oct 1994 02:26:51 GMT, kEN Colburn wrote:
= : i too have been abused by the Net. For several months now, monkeys from 
= : the planet Grrogx have sent me hatemale directly to my brain. There is 
= : also a crazy woman stalking me,sending emale even when i'm offline. i 
= : can't even go to the bathroom or sleep.
= Hey Ken, I too was afflicted by this problem till I started wrapping tin
= foil around my head.  Reynolds extra thick works best, just make sure you
= leave holes for breathing and seeing. 

	I have found that the commercial heavy foil that is gold in color 
on one side is best for keeping out the harmful Xanthaxian beans and 
rays.  The amazing thing is that of you keep the gold on the outside, 
you'll receive the radio signals from Trantor.
	Elvis was doing a duet with Marilyn last night, and they were 
simply DIVINE!

	WOOF.
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