Satan the Devil

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2 total messages Started by Jerry Story Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:37

#761

Author: Jerry Story
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:37

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I met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and he wouldn't let me in.  He
told me to go to hell.

I followed advice and went to hell. But Satan the Devil kicked me out.
He said: "We have enough trouble here already. We don't need YOU!"

Satan the Devil didn't appreciate my effort to take over his job. I
figured Satan, as CEO of Hell, should make some effort to promote the
g..d... place. It's not very well promoted. Most people don't want to
go there. And he should do something about his public image. Most
people have a low opinion of Satan the Devil. And he should be
concerned about the bad publicity he gets in the press. Some of the
statements written in the Bible about Satan the Devil are outright
character assassination.

Re: Satan the Devil

#762

Author: DaV1D Viosine
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 03:39

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 jstory@edmc.net (Jerry Story) Stalked me again:

>I met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and he wouldn't let me in.  He
>told me to go to hell.
>
He better let me in, for I am Big Dave!

>I followed advice and went to hell. But Satan the Devil kicked me out.
>He said: "We have enough trouble here already. We don't need YOU!"
>
I am Big Dave Yo! I don't like the devil.

>Satan the Devil didn't appreciate my effort to take over his job. I
>figured Satan, as CEO of Hell, should make some effort to promote the
>g..d... place. It's not very well promoted. Most people don't want to
>go there. And he should do something about his public image. Most
>people have a low opinion of Satan the Devil. And he should be
>concerned about the bad publicity he gets in the press. Some of the
>statements written in the Bible about Satan the Devil are outright
>character assassination.

This is wrong, take that you ungodly person not like myself, Big Dave
Yah!
I hace spoken, no more replies allowed!

 "I am BigDave so Watch Out"
       BigDave

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