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BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO... especially when you share the same major.


PSYCHOLOGY:   Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his
              Mother.

SOCIOLOGY:    Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.

RELIGION:     Each prays for reconcilliation and/or curses God

ARCHAEOLOGY:  One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying
              to dig it up.

THEATRE:      "OH MY GOD!  Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY:      "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS:      Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come
              down.

JOURNALISM:   "Today was the end of an era.  Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called
              an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."

WOMEN'S STUDIES:  "HE did it!"

BUSINESS:     Both decide that they're spending way too much money together,
              and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

ITALIAN:      "Mama Mia!"

HISTORY:      Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the
              other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY:    Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.

ANATOMY:      "I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS:    One party demands more than the other can supply.

ENGLISH:      Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with
              introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really
              say anything substantively intelligible.

EDUCATION:    Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.

COMPUTING:    "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface"  and/or
              "His hard drive was more like a floppy."

E. ENGINEER.: "It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and 
              negatives, but..." [okay, yes, I know you're groaning ;-)]

ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."

JEWISH STUDIES: "OY!  You should feel so guilty!"

PHILOSOPHY:   If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness
              the breakup, are they really single?

ZOOLOGY:      They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated
              communication skills.

PHYS. ED.:    They punch each other out in frustration.

CHEMISTRY:    They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.

COUNSELING:   Each urges the other to "get help!"

MUSIC:        Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country
              song) to express his or her sorrow.

LAW:          They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.


b rgds,
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