🚀 go-pugleaf

On Fri, 23 Jan 1998 21:45:21 GMT, admiral@ilos.net (Arthur D. Mira) wrote
to All:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
>In ns.general, pickell@milos.net wrote:
>=>OK, I may be a tad mixed up here, but the repost ...it initially
>=>came from who, Karen or Steiger, or BA? 
>=>It's sometimes hard to read the header if there's been anumber of
>=>replies to the same post.  
>
>Here's a users guide to this Amero thread Stu.....
>
>If the sentence reads like it makes sense and comes from a lucid
>person, it's Steiger.
>
>If the sentence reads strangely and looks like the person forgot to
>take their meds, it's Amero.
>
>Everything else is Karen Gordon....
>
Art:
I read the above while drinking a coffee, and damned 
near choked to death. That's outright harassment.
You could even have been stalking me, just waiting for 
me to have that coffee. You are hateful. I don't like you!

All of you out there are constantly trying to catch me while I'm drinking
my coffee!  Mr. Art does it to me every time he posts. Mr Stu is almost as
bad. It's disgusting! And hateful. Even Mr Steiger has attacked me by
posting stuff which strained my belly muscles, and made my eyes water. You
should be ashamed of yourselves! 

You also didn't mention my name in your post. This is plainly a libelous
act which is hateful. You are hateful. I hate you. I hate everybody! 

Picking on an old guy who lives alone, (except for my wife, 7 kids, 43
grandkids, and a she-goat named Babsie)  is hateful and may be interpreted
as harassment. You are disgusting!  I do not like you!

I am a male, which means what you did was sexist!
I am over 21 years of age, which means what you did was ageist!
You didn't do this hateful deed to a woman, which means you are a feminist!

Read your user agreement.
YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT!
I don't like it!
I don't like you for doing it!
It's Hateful!
STOP IT!   STOP IT!   STOP IT!

I have contacted Chris Lewis, who has promised to deal 
with you as soon as Steve Boursey lets him out of his 
basement.

And I have spoken to Imelda Marcos who is hiring Johnny 
Cochrane to look into your hateful activities for me.

(quietly) Cheers,  John!

The author of this post retains full copyright. You will need written
permission to ever use any one of the words contained in this post. Each
one of these words is now my intellectual property. DO NOT USE THEM!
>John Jenkins Sr.   -   daddio@thezone.net<
Anyone caught using any of the words contained in this post, without my
written permission, will be visited by my cousin Spinner. You will
recognise Spinner by his tutu, his Outlaws jacket, the training wheels on
his Schwinn, and his seeing-eye iguana.  As Spinner is shy about knocking
on doors, his arrival will be announced by his brother, Gertrude,
masquerading as a red-headed womens' studies dropout and selling cosmetics.

(Any complaints should be posted five times, in triplicate, to misc.test,
with cc's and bcc's to misc.test each time)