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11 total messages Started by Michael+Schneider Thu, 12 Feb 1998 00:00
Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#500
Author: Michael+Schneider
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 00:00
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R E T U R N   O F   T H E   "P A N H A N D L E  H O O K E R" ! ! !


(No, that was not a Clinton joke of some sort, although it certainly could
be very easily made into one.)



Check out the URLs, folx:

Latest NGP model forecast run:


12hr Precipitation and Sea Level Pressures:
http://www-pcmdi.llnl.gov/fiorino/wxmap/ngp/archive/98021212/ngp.alltau.prp.conus.htm

850mb Temps, Winds, and Relative Humidity.
http://www-pcmdi.llnl.gov/fiorino/wxmap/ngp/archive/98021212/ngp.alltau.850.conus.htm


Examine the last few charts in each of these. The Precip/SLP last charts
shows a monstrous storm devouring the entire eastern half of the United
States. The last charts of the 850m/rinds/RH shows that the precipitation
falling over the upper midwest will be in the form of heavy, wet snow
(below freezing temperatures at the 850mb level, about 2000ft above ground
level).

This is the biggest storm I've ever scene the NGP put out in the year or
so I've been paying attention to it. Caveat: Reliability at such extreme
range is poor, but this predicted monster storm has remained a feature for
the last four consecutive model runs. The snow band may shift more to the
Dakotas or eastward, or more could be in the form of rain, but at this
point it looks like a two-footer.

"Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
moves eastward out of the Rockies, intensifies explosively around the
Texas and Oklahoma "panhandle" regions, then hooks northeast. They
typically produce blizzard conditions on their northern side, with
tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in the southern plains. This storm
would be the first true major panhandle hooker blizzard in several years.

You will need to access the URLs at top fairly quickly. The runs are
redone every 12 hours, and older runs are not kept around forever. New NGP
model runs can be accessed from
http://www-pcmdi.llnl.gov/fiorino/wxmap/wx.conus.htm


Y O U   H E A R D   I T   H E R E   F I R S T!


(Why depend on the local weather geeks to lie to you, when you can go
straight to the source for your latest forecast lies!)

Of course, now that I've written this, the forecast models will puke the
storm out into some wimpy thing that dives southeast into the Gulf and
rains on Tampa. We'll see......


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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#501
Author: JR
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <mike1-1202981748180001@13-106.dynamic.visi.com>, 
mike1@blizzard.visi.com (Michael+Schneider) wrote:

> This is the biggest storm I've ever scene the NGP put out in the year or
> so I've been paying attention to it. Caveat: Reliability at such extreme
> range is poor, but this predicted monster storm has remained a feature for
> the last four consecutive model runs. The snow band may shift more to the
> Dakotas or eastward, or more could be in the form of rain, but at this
> point it looks like a two-footer.
 
> Y O U   H E A R D   I T   H E R E   F I R S T!



GET OUT!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

What is this, the meteorological Drudge Report?  This kind of shit really 
makes me wonder if technology hasn't overstepped its bounds.

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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#491
Author: Adam M Gaffin
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <mike1-1502980428200001@13-33.dynamic.visi.com>,
Mike+Schneider <mike1@blizzard.visi.com> wrote:
>
>Bad news for snow lovers. After teasing us for four days with a northern
>plains blizzard, the models are breaking down the storm. Whereas before
>
> Crumb... Screwed again. (Like usual.) It'd be nice if just *once* those
>models would verify at long range. Just for the novelty of it.
>

Come back when the models show a storm that puts down an inch or snow
or so to make everything look really nice for a weekend then makes the
temperature go up to 50 so it all melts before we have to shovel/drive
through it. Oh, and a nice rainstorm late Sunday to wash away all the salt
would be nice, too...


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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#492
Author: uncomfortably numb
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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Michael+Schneider (mike1@blizzard.visi.com) wrote:

: "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
: moves eastward out of the Rockies, intensifies explosively around the
: Texas and Oklahoma "panhandle" regions, then hooks northeast. They
: typically produce blizzard conditions on their northern side, with
: tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in the southern plains. This storm
: would be the first true major panhandle hooker blizzard in several years.

And be sure to check back next week, when Mike "the self-appointed
pedagogue" Schneider teaches us about the Panhandle Cooker, an exciting
new product from Corningware.
Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#493
Author: Michael+Schneider
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <8XMF.62$mj4.451239@ptah.visi.com>, burn@visi.com
(uncomfortably numb) wrote:

> Michael+Schneider (mike1@blizzard.visi.com) wrote:
> 
> : "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
> : moves eastward out of the Rockies, intensifies explosively around the
> : Texas and Oklahoma "panhandle" regions, then hooks northeast. They
> : typically produce blizzard conditions on their northern side, with
> : tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in the southern plains. This storm
> : would be the first true major panhandle hooker blizzard in several years.
> 
> And be sure to check back next week, when Mike "the self-appointed
> pedagogue" Schneider teaches us about the Panhandle Cooker, an exciting
> new product from Corningware.


   Featured on the Cooking Channel by "Two Fat Ladies"!


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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#494
Author: Ger
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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On 14 Feb 1998 19:06:59 GMT, rodgers@seminole.fsl.noaa.gov (Dennis Rodgers)
wrote:

snip...
 
>|> "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
>|> moves...(snip)
>
>I don't think this can be called a "meteorological term".  It's more like
>a TWC term, or a storm chaser term.  Cyclogenesis is a meteorological term.

No, it is a "meteorological" term (as opposed to a "scientific" term) along the
lines of El Nino, Bermuda High, Scirocco, Willi-willi, Santa Ana's, etc., etc.
Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#495
Author: Scott Lindstrom
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <34f0ae9a.418702458@allnews.infi.net>, gerrym@infi.net (Ger) writes:
|> On 14 Feb 1998 19:06:59 GMT, rodgers@seminole.fsl.noaa.gov (Dennis Rodgers)
|> wrote:
|> 
|> snip...
|>  
|> >|> "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
|> >|> moves...(snip)
|> >
|> >I don't think this can be called a "meteorological term".  It's more like
|> >a TWC term, or a storm chaser term.  Cyclogenesis is a meteorological term.
|> 
|> No, it is a "meteorological" term (as opposed to a "scientific" term) along the
|> lines of El Nino, Bermuda High, Scirocco, Willi-willi, Santa Ana's, etc., etc.


"Panhandle Hooker" certainly predates TWC, and probably stormchasing as well. 
But it's not in the Glossary of Meteorology (the 1970 version), if that means
anything :)

Scott
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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#496
Author: Samuel K Beckman
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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Actually< i think this term was used in a publication many years ago by a
forecaster in Milwaukee.  He classified winter storms that affected Wisconsin as
Alberta Clippers or Panhandle Hookers; those storms that developed southeast from
east Colorado and hooked northeast from the Texas and Oklahoma Panhandle toward
the Great Lakes.


Dennis Rodgers wrote:

> |>
> |>
> |> R E T U R N   O F   T H E   "P A N H A N D L E  H O O K E R" ! ! !
> |>
> |>
>
> This sounds like a prostitute from Amarillo
>
> |>
> |> This is the biggest storm I've ever scene the NGP...(snip)
>
> Can you please define NGP?
>
> |> "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
> |> moves...(snip)
>
> I don't think this can be called a "meteorological term".  It's more like
> a TWC term, or a storm chaser term.  Cyclogenesis is a meteorological term.
> --
>
>  Dennis Mark Rodgers
>  NOAA ERL Forecast Systems Laboratory
>  325 Broadway R/E/FS5
>  Boulder, CO 80303-3328
>  voice: 303.497.6933    fax: 303.497.6301    email: rodgers@fsl.noaa.gov
Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#497
Author: Stan Koper
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <34E8ED0F.DD5BE778@qni.com>,
Samuel K Beckman <weateach@qni.com> wrote:
>Actually< i think this term was used in a publication many years ago by a
>forecaster in Milwaukee.  He classified winter storms that affected Wisconsin as
>Alberta Clippers or Panhandle Hookers; those storms that developed southeast from
>east Colorado and hooked northeast from the Texas and Oklahoma Panhandle toward
>the Great Lakes.
>

Yeh, but they didn't say "hooker", they said "hook" (they knew the
difference).  The difference between an Alberta Clipper and a Panhandle
Hook storm is significant in Milwaukee.  The former brings cold & light
snow, the latter is somewhat warmer, but brings heavier snow.  Pulls
more moisture up from the Gulf of Mexico.

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Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#498
Author: Dennis Rodgers
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 00:00
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In article <34f0ae9a.418702458@allnews.infi.net>, gerrym@infi.net (Ger) writes:
|> On 14 Feb 1998 19:06:59 GMT, rodgers@seminole.fsl.noaa.gov (Dennis Rodgers)
|> wrote:
|> 
|> snip...
|>  
|> >|> "Panhandle Hooker" is a meteorological term for a low pressure system that
|> >|> moves...(snip)
|> >
|> >I don't think this can be called a "meteorological term".  It's more like
|> >a TWC term, or a storm chaser term.  Cyclogenesis is a meteorological term.
|> 
|> No, it is a "meteorological" term (as opposed to a "scientific" term) along the
|> lines of El Nino, Bermuda High, Scirocco, Willi-willi, Santa Ana's, etc., etc.


Gosh, I could have sworn that meteorology is a science.  And "raining cats and
dogs" must be a meteorological term also.
-- 

 Dennis Mark Rodgers
 NOAA ERL Forecast Systems Laboratory
 325 Broadway R/E/FS5
 Boulder, CO 80303-3328
 voice: 303.497.6933	fax: 303.497.6301    email: rodgers@fsl.noaa.gov
Re: Big Blizzard next Tuesday??????
#499
Author: Brett Rabe
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 00:00
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Dennis Rodgers wrote:
> Gosh, I could have sworn that meteorology is a science.  And "raining cats and
> dogs" must be a meteorological term also.

Now *there's* a good joke. I can't even get accurate forecasts for
cloud conditions 3 hours into the future with any degree of
reliability when I head out flying. Color me dubious. :-)

Brett "Let's hear it for 'augury'" Rabe

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