🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <01bbd123$8506da60$504fb7ce@breitt.interaccess.com>,
Candy-Colored Clown <breitt@interaccess.com> wrote:
>	Tired of all the hyped-up, phony get-rich-quick schemes?  Sick of scams,
>con artists, illegal pyramid scenarios?  Well, then this message is
>especially for you!  
>	Many thousands of years ago, mankind invented an organized method of
>trading and bartering whereby goods and services could be exchanged for
>various standardized forms of currency.  The way this currency was
>attained, whether it was furs, trinkets, land, or eventually money, was a
>process known as 'earning.'  Eventually, the method of earning became known
>as 'working.'  In order to 'work' and 'earn,' one must have what is known
>as a 'job.'  
< some deltia for you the viewer>
>	Sadly, ignoring the 'vermin' has failed to decrease their numbers.  In
>fact, the legions of these 'vermin' seem to be growing like, well, vermin. 
>So now it is time to declare war on these parasitical, vertebrae-free,
>sub-hominids.  Every time you see one of their billboards cluttering up the
>Usenet, respond to the ad.  Respond in great numbers.  Respond early and
>often.  If their calling card is an 
>e-mail address, send them gigabytes of love and gratitude.  If they have an
>'800' number, call them repeatedly to tell them how much you appreciate
>them caring enough about you to allow you the privilege of 'earning'
>obscene amounts of money.
>	Oh, and one more thing--don't quit your 'job.'

 I don't suppose you could have put that last line on the top.
 
-Jeem, green eggs and .....
 
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