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You're sitting in the doctor's waiting room with your wife.  She's just had 
that lump in her breast examined.  Suddenly, her physician tentatively pops 
his head out through the doorway and announces with a grim expression, 
"Mr. And Mrs. Smith, I'm afraid I have bad news."  Is this any way to receive 
information that will affect the rest of your lives?  We at SurgiTunes think 
not--that�s why we recommend the Singing Mammogram!  That's right!  Why not 
let the soothing power of music help your sweetheart adjust to the painful 
reality of upcoming surgery and treatment!  Our professionally trained 
vocalists will arrive at your door to buoyantly deliver the test results 
directly to your wife!  No more embarrassing bouts of public hysteria at the 
hospital!  Simply call us with the time and place of your wife's exam, and 
we'll coordinate the rest.  Our friendly, knowledgeable singing staff boasts a 
huge repertoire of musical numbers including such medical classics as 
'Radical Mastectomy, Dude,' 'Sister Cyst,' 'Mammary Memories,' 
'Don�t Worry, Be Floppy,' and dozens more that our expert team of surgical 
lyricists will customize for your wife's particular medical condition!  Help 
brighten a potentially dour occasion with a Singing Mammogram before 
December 31, 1996 and receive a certificate good for one Singing Cardiogram 
for your favorite heart patient.  Remember, nothing says 'I love you' quite 
like tragic medical test results delivered by a cheerful caroler!  






"A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN"