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In article <4u175v$cki@nntp.interaccess.com> breitt@interaccess.com (Candy-Colored Clown) writes:

>You're sitting in the doctor's waiting room with your wife.  She's just had 
>that lump in her breast examined. [...we...recommend the Singing Mammogram!  
>[...vocalists will arrive at your door to buoyantly 
deliver the test results >directly to your wife!  [... such medical classics 
as >'Radical Mastectomy, Dude,' 'Sister Cyst,' 'Mammary Memories,' >'Don�t 
Worry, Be Floppy,' and dozens more.  [...  a certificate good for one Singing 
Cardiogram >for your favorite heart patient.  Remember, nothing says 'I love 
you' quite >like tragic medical test results delivered by a cheerful caroler!  



First 20 callers will also receive absolutely free, selections from the 
"Prostate At Your Feet", "I'll Cross Any Incontinent For You, "Vasectomy, 
Was It Heck For You?" and "Will You Still Collostomy When I'm On An IV?" 
collection for the boyfriend/husband who has suffered any of the relevant 
medical problems.  Quantities are limited and they're going fast so call today.

Betsy H. <who doesn't post anonymously>