New! From Teledildonics!

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From: Candy-Colored Clown
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 1995 00:00

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New!!  Teledildonics Inc. is proud to present the latest breakthrough in 
Virtual Sexual Pleasure!  Introducing the CyberVulva 2000!! Fully 
Windows 95 compatible and utilizing our patented Scroto-Mount (tm) 
technology, we bring you the most stimulating, life-like arousal features yet! 
There's no need for messy real-life encounters with actual women now that 
CyberVulva is here!  Kit comes complete with installation software, cables, 
and serial port adapter!  All you need is genitalia!  Attaches in seconds and 
is fully adjustable!  Just jack in, and jack off!!  Act immediately and 
receive absolutely free, our new book-"Masturbating By Modem."  Dial 
1-800-DIGI-ROD today!

Teledildonics-"We put the WET back into Wetware!"
               

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                "A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN"
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From: breitt@interaccess.com (Candy-Colored Clown)
Subject: New!  From Teledildonics!
Date: 1995/09/13
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