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Bob Bain wrote:
>  http://www.netalarmed.com
> 
> Shocking Internet Facts:
> 
> There are more criminals on the Internet than there are in all seven
> continents 
> 
> More males use the Internet than females 
> 
> The Harry Potter ending was revealed early on the Internet, resulting
> in childhood depression and in return, childhood obesity 

<gawp> NOT THE CHILDREN!!!

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> 
> How will NetAlarmed work?
> 
> NetAlert's NetAlarmed provides the ultimate protection against
> dangerous and obscene Internet content. Every time you visit a
> website, the site is first checked by an actual person at the
> NetAlarmed Data Centre in Canberra, ACT.
> 
> Once approved by one of our Internet Classifiers, the website you
> visited will now load. However, if the website you were trying to
> visit contains offensive material, it's blacklisted and you will be
> safe in knowing the site was not suitable for viewing.
> 
>  ============================================
> 
> This website is a work of satire in response to NetAlert, the
> Australian Government's Internet censorship policy, and the absurd
> proposed Labor Party Internet censorship policy. The dangers of
> Internet censorship outlined here are very much real. Educate your
> children about the internet just as would warn them about the dangers
> of everyday life. Australia does not require a Government babysitter. 
> 


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Sometimes I'm in a bad mood.
When all my moods have cum to pass
i hope they bury me upside down
so the world can kiss me porcelain,
white, Irish bottom.