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3 total messages Started by Auld Chiel Tue, 22 Jul 2003 03:45
Dennis Miller on Democrat Sen. Candidate Jerry Springer
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Author: Auld Chiel
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 03:45
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Well, Jerry Springer is mulling over a run for the Senate and John
Adams is no doubt turning in his grave so furiously that if we could
just hook up a turbine power cable to his headstone we would
probably solve all our energy woes.

The Pied Piper of Bottom Feeders, Ringmaster of the Cirque de
Salieri, and now he's set his sights on Congress. Just think of it as
Mr. Registers-at-Hourly-Rates-Hotels-Under-the-Name Smith Goes
to Washington.

There's also a geographical track record to consider here. The good
citizens of Ohio in the past have seen fit to elect Jim Traficant to
Congress and trust me, Traficant makes Springer look like
Hammurabi.

Additionally, maybe if we one day glimpse C-Span and see Jerry
Springer actually being sworn into the United States Senate it will
shock us--like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" looking up and
seeing the chimp on top of the pony--and trigger some much needed
electoral reform. Say, an IQ Quizometer on the door of the voting
booth where you have to get seven out of 10 current-events
questions right before you're allowed in to cast your ballot. 
All right, settle down, liberals. Make that four out of 10.

more at: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110003771

     ===========================================

  Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt & accept that 
  Dennis has seen the light and left his lefty past behind,
  especially if he keeps making fun of Democrats. Lots of room
  in the Big Tent on the Right. Welcome one, welcome all.
Re: Dennis Miller on Democrat Sen. Candidate Jerry Springer
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Author: News
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 12:09
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Dennis Miller is nothing more than your.
average common garden variety NEOCON.
"Auld Chiel" <ac@keech.net> wrote in message
news:11o5tTh31n1N41W0Hw311@keech.net...
> Well, Jerry Springer is mulling over a run for the Senate and John
> Adams is no doubt turning in his grave so furiously that if we could
> just hook up a turbine power cable to his headstone we would
> probably solve all our energy woes.
>
> The Pied Piper of Bottom Feeders, Ringmaster of the Cirque de
> Salieri, and now he's set his sights on Congress. Just think of it as
> Mr. Registers-at-Hourly-Rates-Hotels-Under-the-Name Smith Goes
> to Washington.
>
> There's also a geographical track record to consider here. The good
> citizens of Ohio in the past have seen fit to elect Jim Traficant to
> Congress and trust me, Traficant makes Springer look like
> Hammurabi.
>
> Additionally, maybe if we one day glimpse C-Span and see Jerry
> Springer actually being sworn into the United States Senate it will
> shock us--like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" looking up and
> seeing the chimp on top of the pony--and trigger some much needed
> electoral reform. Say, an IQ Quizometer on the door of the voting
> booth where you have to get seven out of 10 current-events
> questions right before you're allowed in to cast your ballot.
> All right, settle down, liberals. Make that four out of 10.
>
> more at: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110003771
>
>      ===========================================
>
>   Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt & accept that
>   Dennis has seen the light and left his lefty past behind,
>   especially if he keeps making fun of Democrats. Lots of room
>   in the Big Tent on the Right. Welcome one, welcome all.
>
Re: Dennis Miller on Democrat Sen. Candidate Jerry Springer
#774
Author: jamebark23
Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 20:16
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Ummmm, just those two names make me think, "Are you kidding?" Our
country does allow "anyone" to run who's qualified (whatever those
qualifications are).


"News" <1bigtruck@ameritech.net> wrote in message news:<7Q9Ta.24127$BM.7551308@newssrv26.news.prodigy.com>...
> Dennis Miller is nothing more than your.
> average common garden variety NEOCON.
> "Auld Chiel" <ac@keech.net> wrote in message
> news:11o5tTh31n1N41W0Hw311@keech.net...
> > Well, Jerry Springer is mulling over a run for the Senate and John
> > Adams is no doubt turning in his grave so furiously that if we could
> > just hook up a turbine power cable to his headstone we would
> > probably solve all our energy woes.
> >
> > The Pied Piper of Bottom Feeders, Ringmaster of the Cirque de
> > Salieri, and now he's set his sights on Congress. Just think of it as
> > Mr. Registers-at-Hourly-Rates-Hotels-Under-the-Name Smith Goes
> > to Washington.
> >
> > There's also a geographical track record to consider here. The good
> > citizens of Ohio in the past have seen fit to elect Jim Traficant to
> > Congress and trust me, Traficant makes Springer look like
> > Hammurabi.
> >
> > Additionally, maybe if we one day glimpse C-Span and see Jerry
> > Springer actually being sworn into the United States Senate it will
> > shock us--like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" looking up and
> > seeing the chimp on top of the pony--and trigger some much needed
> > electoral reform. Say, an IQ Quizometer on the door of the voting
> > booth where you have to get seven out of 10 current-events
> > questions right before you're allowed in to cast your ballot.
> > All right, settle down, liberals. Make that four out of 10.
> >
> > more at: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110003771
> >
> >      ===========================================
> >
> >   Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt & accept that
> >   Dennis has seen the light and left his lefty past behind,
> >   especially if he keeps making fun of Democrats. Lots of room
> >   in the Big Tent on the Right. Welcome one, welcome all.
> >
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