🚀 go-pugleaf

an224905@anon.penet.fi wrote: 

  	Oh, look, another anonymous patient! Is this a new fashion
  	 among you guys to go incognito? All right, I can treat you
	 just fine, only take off that mask before I administer your
	 medicine or else I will have to give you a 4th of July facial
	 therapy first.
			
  	O.K. <DR. ROCKET sits back and listens> Prattle on pal, what is 
  	 bothering *YOUR* purty little head these bright summer days?
  				
: You all don't have to raise such a stink about pedophiles on the Internet.

  	Waitaminnut friend.. Wait just a second here. Is anybody here
  	 raising a *STINK*? I always thought the kiddies you bugger
  	 wear Ass-Don't-Smell creme up their backsides, and that you 
  	 beat them up with chains and whiplashes if they flatulate at
  	 wrong times. Then again there may be a few exceptions, such as 
 	 when things get too exciting and you guys have a mutual 
  	 or-GAS-m, no?					

  	Do please help me apprehend this last detail, as my knowledge
 	 of alternative sexuality is not quite complete as of yet.

: We don't need no government legislature DICTATING what goes on in a free
: society.

  	But again, you are exhibiting a pedo mentality. Since when,
 	 pray tell, was this a "free" society? If this were a free 
  	 society, my friend, my moles in the Russian Mafia would have
  	 never been able to catch you and sell you for slavery.. Man
  	 could THEY use a pedo these days.

: To all you Feds and Government types, back off.

  	Back OFF?? Ouch!!! Oh those poor government-type kiddies, you
  	 guys are even worse than I thought. All right, all right, so
  	 the way to a man's heart in some prepubescent societies may  
  	 have been through his stomach - But Good Grief, I didn't know
  	 that the way to a *BOY*'s heart right now is, literally, 
  	 through his *BACK*.

 	Oh you animal, you pervert, you cannibal. Someday I'll bring
  	 you to tell me where you put all those little kids' backsides
  	 and what kinds of Canniballistic coats you've made out of 
  	 them.

: Simply do this:

  	Call Jodie Foster..

  			Always ready with a prescription,

  				- DR. ROCKET
  				  Co-Chair,
  				  Hannibal Lecter Detectives Inc.