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(sung to the tune of "When I Was Young"):

   It seems you cannot trust the trash
   Which passes for television these days;
   Don't you think you really need
   Wisconsin Dells--?
   Wisconsin Dells--?

   And who could stand psychotherapy
   Reliant too much upon Prozac and its ilk?
   Indeed, you're gonna need
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Oh, Wisconsin Dells, the wettest place,
   And whose own brand of fun rungs rings
   Around nobody else--
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Some may think Jerry Springer's a fraud;
   I'd have to concur, and I'd recommend
   Maybe taking time off, yourself, in
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Notwithstanding the paranoia from
   The Elmer Gantryesque elements out there,
   You certainly have need for
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Oh yeah, Wisconsin Dells--where the FUN times are;
   Who needs to watch the TV always when
   There's the fun of--
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Wouldn't it be better for your mind
   If you put the sledgehammer to the TV
   And took off, instead, for
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

   Which, I think, is what you're deserving of;
   Who can stand the idiot's lamp nowadays?!
   I think you well DESERVE(!!)
   Wisconsin Dells--
   Wisconsin Dells--

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