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Eliot Coweye wrote:

> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
> 
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

Perhaps program yourself a simulated girl.
It won't get you anywhere near real women, ..but
you may have to settle for a simulation.

-- 
Andrew Thompson
physci, javasaver, 1point1c, lensescapes - athompson.info/andrew
Currently accepting short and long term contracts - on Earth.

Eliot Coweye wrote:
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

Noobie Java questions should be addressed to comp.lang.java.help.

.ed

--
www.EdmundKirwan.com - Home of The Fractal Class Composition.

Eliot Coweye wrote:
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

Try using 'long'.

/JN

> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java program?

Just be glad you are not a C programmer, then you would definatly need
some pointers.

Eliot Coweye wrote:
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

how about applying reflection mechanism on girl !!

megagurka wrote:
> Eliot Coweye wrote:
> 
>>Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>>balls. This is bad and painful.

*me too*

Perhaps my opening line ("Do you use computers much?") doesn't help.

>>So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
>>program?
> 
> 
> Try using 'long'.

A friend who dabbled in Java preferred arrays of short volatile 
women[1], but they seem to be transient.

Anon.

[1] Technically incorrect, for the geeks.
-- 
Unemployed English Java programmer
http://jroller.com/page/tackline/

Eliot Coweye said something like:
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?



Read these two quick posts of mine, from the same thread.  You may learn 
something critical that will save you with girls.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/85564143d0f3fbb8

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/9bf00ee662c894fb

...[rip]...



-- 
Unix users who vehemently argue that the "ln" command has its arguments
reversed do not understand much about the design of the utilities.  "ln arg1
arg2" sets the arguments in the same order as "mv arg1 arg2".  Existing file
argument to non-existing argument.  And in fact, mv itself is implemented as 
a
link followed by an unlink.

Thomas Hawtin said something like:
> megagurka wrote:
>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>>
>>> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>>> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> *me too*
>
> Perhaps my opening line ("Do you use computers much?") doesn't help.

lol.  See my post elsethread.  lol.



-- 
Unix users who vehemently argue that the "ln" command has its arguments
reversed do not understand much about the design of the utilities.  "ln arg1
arg2" sets the arguments in the same order as "mv arg1 arg2".  Existing file
argument to non-existing argument.  And in fact, mv itself is implemented as 
a
link followed by an unlink.

Thomas G. Marshall said something like:

...[rip]...

> Read these two quick posts of mine, from the same thread.  You may learn
> something critical that will save you with girls.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/85564143d0f3fbb8
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/9bf00ee662c894fb

Well, google seems to be screwing up again from the links but not from the 
search, so I'll just post the parts here.

---------[1]----------

When you think about it, most engineers are probably girl-less.

As a software engineer, when I would go to parties I would NEVER EVER admit
to being an engineer.  The moment I did, the wall-flower geeks would all
show up (all guys) trying to start conversations like "what do you think
about the new pentium" and all the women would run from the room screaming
with their arms in the air.

I realized very young that I was part of a sad population who, taken as an
aggregate, related better to machines than people.  A seething world of
Dilberts.

---------[2]----------

(Responding to "Obviously the parties you go to are filled with losers.
software engineering is a respected profession.")

My response:
The respect for the profession does not matter in the least: why on earth
would it?

The medical professions are well respected, but doctors are even bigger
losers.


I have friends who are doctors and I refused to go to their parties anymore.
It's all this posturing and affected speech patterns.


My wife, myself, and one other were the only three non-doctors at an
enormous Chinese dinner table in Chinatown, Boston.  All the 12 others were.
We took turns ordering for food for all to share.  The doctors were all
trying to impress each other with the esoteric Chinese dishes they knew of
that wasn't on the menu.


For example, one was something called "boiled sliced chicken".  Fucking
gross: you take a chicken, sans feathers, boil it whole complete with all
internal organs, and then slice it.  Basically every slice is a chicken
anatomy lesson.  The head is served as well complete with smokey boiled
eyes.


Basically this how the nite ended: My moo shi was gone.  My wife's spicy
green beans were gone.  My non-doc friend's crispy orange beef, gone.  What
was left?  All the whack job esoteric non-menu shit that the doctors all
wanted to impress each other with.  The boiled sliced chicken was left
nearly untouched.



-- 
Unix users who vehemently argue that the "ln" command has its arguments
reversed do not understand much about the design of the utilities.  "ln arg1
arg2" sets the arguments in the same order as "mv arg1 arg2".  Existing file
argument to non-existing argument.  And in fact, mv itself is implemented as 
a
link followed by an unlink.

Thomas G. Marshall said something like:
> Eliot Coweye said something like:
>> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>> balls. This is bad and painful.
>>
>> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
>> program?
>
>
>
> Read these two quick posts of mine, from the same thread.  You may learn
> something critical that will save you with girls.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/85564143d0f3fbb8
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sys.pc-clone.dell/msg/9bf00ee662c894fb
>
> ...[rip]...

...And true to form, these links work again a few minutes later.  {shrug}...


-- 
Unix users who vehemently argue that the "ln" command has its arguments
reversed do not understand much about the design of the utilities.  "ln arg1
arg2" sets the arguments in the same order as "mv arg1 arg2".  Existing file
argument to non-existing argument.  And in fact, mv itself is implemented as 
a
link followed by an unlink.

"Thomas Hawtin" <usenet@tackline.plus.com> wrote in message 
news:438725f7$0$1464$ed2619ec@ptn-nntp-reader01.plus.net...
> megagurka wrote:
>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>>
>>>Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>>>balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> *me too*
>
> Perhaps my opening line ("Do you use computers much?") doesn't help.
>
>>>So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
>>>program?
>>
>>
>> Try using 'long'.
>
> A friend who dabbled in Java preferred arrays of short volatile women[1], 
> but they seem to be transient.
>
To quote Woody Allen, "You say that like it's a negative thing..." :-)

Rhino 

"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> wrote in message 
news:1132910259.755488.102770@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?
>
Maybe the problem is that you are trying to solve a hardware problem with 
software?

Here is a possible hardware solution: http://www.fu-fme.com/

Rhino