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Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:19
Washcloth
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:19
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 07:19
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Washcloth --------- There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded: "It's my washcloth." Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it." The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!" The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?" The boy answered: "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
Re: Washcloth
Author: Bill the Bear
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:42
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:42
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Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. -= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message news:8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl... > > > Washcloth > --------- > > There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. > One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked > his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded: > "It's my washcloth." > > Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on > his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved > her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your > washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it." > > The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's > washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother > yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!" > > The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with > the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?" > > The boy answered: > "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it." > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl > > 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving > School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. > Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. > New game: Beat Up Your Computer! > MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". > > --------------------------------------------------------- > -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- > --------------------------------------------------------- > -- > |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 > |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
Re: Washcloth
Author: Mike Turco
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 18:14
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I never heard that one before. Have you heard the Brick Joke? "Bill the Bear" <replyto@grouponly.com> wrote in message news:tmsn6.109$wz1.1377@newsfeed.slurp.net... > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one > variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. > > > -= Zomola =- <zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl> wrote in message > news:8bf_200103010800@madcat.xs4all.nl... > > > > > > Washcloth > > --------- > > > > There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. > > One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked > > his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded: > > "It's my washcloth." > > > > Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on > > his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved > > her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your > > washcloth?" The mother responded: "I lost it." > > > > The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's > > washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother > > yelling and screaming: "I found your washcloth!" > > > > The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with > > the boy and asked: "Where did you find it?" > > > > The boy answered: > > "The maid has it, she is washing daddy's face with it." > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl > > > > 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving > > School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. > > Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. > > New game: Beat Up Your Computer! > > MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". > > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > -- > > |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 > > |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl > >
Re: Washcloth
Author: bg.brown
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 19:02
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 19:02
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Keith E. <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:dj6t9tg8qm90rcngog5pnm3atioee6n547@4ax.com... > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500, "Bill the Bear" > <replyto@grouponly.com> escaped from the institution, and ran > away screaming: > > >Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one > >variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. > > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this complaint at least > 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess > there are no original complaints anymore. > > -- > Keith E. > Excrementum casus Now now children.............
Re: Washcloth
Author: TSSK
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 19:25
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 19:25
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"bg.brown" <bg.brown@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:m%wn6.819$e83.97086@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... > > Keith E. <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message > news:dj6t9tg8qm90rcngog5pnm3atioee6n547@4ax.com... > > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500, "Bill the Bear" > > <replyto@grouponly.com> escaped from the institution, and ran > > away screaming: > > > > >Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in > one > > >variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. > > > > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this complaint at least > > 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess > > there are no original complaints anymore. > > > > -- > > Keith E. > > Excrementum casus > > Now now children............. For some reason I got the header for your new joke above: Now now children............. But I don't seem to to have got the rest of the joke body. Can you repost it please Keith...?
Re: Washcloth
Author: TSSK
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 02:17
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 02:17
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"Keith E." <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:d2bt9tco5bi24lcljo12g9gu31ndg575db@4ax.com... > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 19:25:32 -0000, "TSSK" > <telspatch@netscape.net> escaped from the institution, and ran > away screaming: > > > > >"bg.brown" <bg.brown@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >news:m%wn6.819$e83.97086@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... > >> > >> Keith E. <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message > >> news:dj6t9tg8qm90rcngog5pnm3atioee6n547@4ax.com... > >> > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500, "Bill the Bear" > >> > <replyto@grouponly.com> escaped from the institution, and ran > >> > away screaming: > >> > > >> > >Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 > >> > >times in one variation or another. I guess there are no > >> > >original jokes anymore. > >> > > >> > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this complaint at least > >> > 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess > >> > there are no original complaints anymore. > >> > >> Now now children............. > > > >For some reason I got the header for your new joke above: > >Now now children............. > >But I don't seem to to have got the rest of the joke body. > >Can you repost it please Keith...? > > I didn't get it. ... Taking the piss Keith.. :)
Re: Washcloth
Author: David Simpson
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 18:11
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 18:11
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On Thu, 01 Mar 2001 13:56:21 -0500, Keith E. <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote: >On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500, "Bill the Bear" ><replyto@grouponly.com> escaped from the institution, and ran >away screaming: > >>Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 times in one >>variation or another. I guess there are no original jokes anymore. > >Sheesh... I've heard/seen this complaint at least >11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess >there are no original complaints anymore. How many millions of times do I have to tell you not to exaggerate? -- Regards David Simpson (Remove spam blocker to reply) Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Re: Washcloth
Author: TSSK
Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2001 01:55
Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2001 01:55
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"Keith E." <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:4t8u9t0ngu5b5e12ftu01dm05hiu201aj2@4ax.com... > On Fri, 2 Mar 2001 02:17:08 -0000, "TSSK" > <telspatch@netscape.net> escaped from the institution, and ran > away screaming: > > > > >"Keith E." <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message > >news:d2bt9tco5bi24lcljo12g9gu31ndg575db@4ax.com... > >> On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 19:25:32 -0000, "TSSK" > >> <telspatch@netscape.net> escaped from the institution, and ran > >> away screaming: > >> > >> > > >> >"bg.brown" <bg.brown@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >> >news:m%wn6.819$e83.97086@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... > >> >> > >> >> Keith E. <keithe@bigfoot.com> wrote in message > >> >> news:dj6t9tg8qm90rcngog5pnm3atioee6n547@4ax.com... > >> >> > On Thu, 1 Mar 2001 08:42:55 -0500, "Bill the Bear" > >> >> > <replyto@grouponly.com> escaped from the institution, and ran > >> >> > away screaming: > >> >> > > >> >> > >Sheesh... I've heard/seen this joke at least 11,283,447,847,571 > >> >> > >times in one variation or another. I guess there are no > >> >> > >original jokes anymore. > >> >> > > >> >> > Sheesh... I've heard/seen this complaint at least > >> >> > 11,283,447,847,571 times in one variation or another. I guess > >> >> > there are no original complaints anymore. > >> >> > >> >> Now now children............. > >> > > >> >For some reason I got the header for your new joke above: > >> >Now now children............. > >> >But I don't seem to to have got the rest of the joke body. > >> >Can you repost it please Keith...? > >> > >> I didn't get it. > > > >... Taking the piss Keith.. :) > > A-hem... I didn't get it.... Spelt amen wrong mester... :)
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