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How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 07:08
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How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again. HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME Show up naked. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Kuddly Koala
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 07:45
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 07:45
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-= Zomola =- wrote: > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, (snipped for sanity's sake) > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME > Show up naked. and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... -- Kassia (*)_(*) "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Tim
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 12:02
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and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV "Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... > -= Zomola =- wrote: > > > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex > > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME > > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, > > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, > > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, > > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, > (snipped for sanity's sake) > > > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME > > Show up naked. > > and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... > -- > Kassia > (*)_(*) > > "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: lab~rat
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 14:22
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 14:22
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On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim" <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked: > >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... >> -= Zomola =- wrote: >> >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, >> (snipped for sanity's sake) >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME >> > Show up naked. >> >> and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... >> -- >> Kassia >> (*)_(*) >> >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" > >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV Cricket? Fuckin' limey... -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: David Milne
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 15:01
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 15:01
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lab~rat wrote: > On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim" > <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked: > > > > >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message > >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... > >> -= Zomola =- wrote: > >> > >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex > >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME > >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, > >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, > >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, > >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, > >> (snipped for sanity's sake) > >> > >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME > >> > Show up naked. > >> > >> and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... > >> -- > >> Kassia > >> (*)_(*) > >> > >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" > > > >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV > > Cricket? Fuckin' limey... > -- > lab~rat >:-) > Do you want polite or do you want sincere? I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that play cricket you know. And just how many nations play gridiron? Regards David Milne
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: lab~rat
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 15:17
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On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked: >lab~rat wrote: > >> On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim" >> <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked: >> >> > >> >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... >> >> -= Zomola =- wrote: >> >> >> >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME >> >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, >> >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, >> >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, >> >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, >> >> (snipped for sanity's sake) >> >> >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME >> >> > Show up naked. >> >> >> >> and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... >> >> -- >> >> Kassia >> >> (*)_(*) >> >> >> >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" >> > >> >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV >> >> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... >> -- >> lab~rat >:-) >> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > >I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played >and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that >play cricket you know. Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and firepower? Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like cricket. > >And just how many nations play gridiron? > One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear weapons. When you're man enough to play croquet let me know. Not that you ever will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point. And the dingleberry I replied to originally IS a fuckin' limey, so kiss my ass. -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Leigh 8-)
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 20:44
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 20:44
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Ooooh Timothy, you sound like a real "LaDies Man". I bet you think groping your balls and scratching your ass is a sign of affection big boy? -Leigh aka NaTaS (DR WHO FANS ARE GAY) "Tim" <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> wrote in message news:981720148.13621.0.nnrp- > and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV >
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: David Milne
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 00:01
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 00:01
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lab~rat wrote: > On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne > <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked: > > >lab~rat wrote: <snip> > Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is > being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and > firepower? Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like > cricket. Try playing cricket sometime. I wonder how man enough you are to face a hard cricket ball hurtling towards you at about 100mph with nothing to protect yourself but some fancy pads and a piece of willow... Ahh, the sound of the crunch of broken bones...the blood...the cheers... > >And just how many nations play gridiron? > > > One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear > weapons. Err, not quite....you are confusing politics with sports. "He who blinks first gets a 10 megaton bomb up his arse" > When you're man enough to play croquet let me know. Not that you ever > will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point. Oh dear...croquet? Far tooooooooo slow and tame.... > -- > lab~rat >:-) > Do you want polite or do you want sincere? Regards David Milne
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: ur_droll
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 00:05
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 00:05
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In article <961krf$up4$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>, "Leigh 8-\)" <leigh@bryson.co.nz> wrote: > Ooooh Timothy, you sound like a real "LaDies Man". I bet you think groping > your balls and scratching your ass is a sign of affection big boy? > > -Leigh aka NaTaS > (DR WHO FANS ARE GAY) > > "Tim" <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> wrote in message > news:981720148.13621.0.nnrp- > > and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV > > > I guess that would depend on who was doing the groping. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Tim
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35
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"lab~rat" <chase@cheese.net> gibbered in message news:c6288t4mj68cohprietl597lp41o9b7uoc@4ax.com... > On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne > <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked: > > >lab~rat wrote: > > > >> On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim" > >> <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked: > >> > >> > > >> >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message > >> >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... > >> >> -= Zomola =- wrote: > >> >> > >> >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex > >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME > >> >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, > >> >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, > >> >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, > >> >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, > >> >> (snipped for sanity's sake) > >> >> > >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME > >> >> > Show up naked. > >> >> > >> >> and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... > >> >> -- > >> >> Kassia > >> >> (*)_(*) > >> >> > >> >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" > >> > > >> >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV > >> > >> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... > >> -- > >> lab~rat >:-) > >> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > > > >I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played > >and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that > >play cricket you know. > > Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is > being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and > firepower? Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like > cricket. > > > >And just how many nations play gridiron? > > > One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear > weapons. > > When you're man enough to play croquet let me know. Not that you ever > will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point. > > And the dingleberry I replied to originally IS a fuckin' limey, or is Kenyan, perhaps
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: lab~rat
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 12:19
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On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:01:57 +1100, David Milne <dmilne@camtech.net.au> wrote: >lab~rat wrote: > >> On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne >> <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked: >> >> >lab~rat wrote: > ><snip> > >> Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is >> being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and >> firepower? Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like >> cricket. > >Try playing cricket sometime. I wonder how man enough you are >to face a hard cricket ball hurtling towards you at about 100mph with nothing >to protect yourself but some fancy pads and a piece of willow... You sure you're not confusing cricket with something else? > >Ahh, the sound of the crunch of broken bones...the blood...the cheers... Sounds like war... > >> >And just how many nations play gridiron? >> > >> One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear >> weapons. > >Err, not quite....you are confusing politics with sports. No. >"He who blinks first gets a 10 megaton bomb up his arse" > >> When you're man enough to play croquet let me know. Not that you ever >> will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point. > >Oh dear...croquet? >Far tooooooooo slow and tame.... > Nice sig... -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Arthur H Jackson
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:06
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:06
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In article <3A840641.DF91F5C8@camtech.net.au>, David Milne <dmilne@camtech.net.au> writes >> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... >> -- >> lab~rat >:-) >> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > >I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played >and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that >play cricket you know. > >And just how many nations play gridiron? > >Regards >David Milne > > One (if you include Plastic Yanks in with the rest) and they are a bunch of "bend me over backwards big boy" Queers. And that's only the women? -- Arthur H Jackson
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: lab~rat
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 17:49
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On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:06:47 +0000, Arthur H Jackson <arthur@jaxcom.demon.co.uk> wrote: >In article <3A840641.DF91F5C8@camtech.net.au>, David Milne ><dmilne@camtech.net.au> writes > >>> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... >>> -- >>> lab~rat >:-) >>> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? >> >>I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played >>and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that >>play cricket you know. >> >>And just how many nations play gridiron? >> >>Regards >>David Milne >> >> >One (if you include Plastic Yanks in with the rest) and they are a bunch >of "bend me over backwards big boy" Queers. And that's only the women? HAHAHA! That post could have only come from a homo (or a limey). shpxva' yvzrl! -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: Spitfire
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 01:58
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 01:58
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lab~rat wrote: > > On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:06:47 +0000, Arthur H Jackson > <arthur@jaxcom.demon.co.uk> wrote: > > >In article <3A840641.DF91F5C8@camtech.net.au>, David Milne > ><dmilne@camtech.net.au> writes > > > >>> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... > >>> -- > >>> lab~rat >:-) > >>> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > >> > >>I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played > >>and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that > >>play cricket you know. > >> > >>And just how many nations play gridiron? > >> > >>Regards > >>David Milne > >> > >> > >One (if you include Plastic Yanks in with the rest) and they are a bunch > >of "bend me over backwards big boy" Queers. And that's only the women? > > HAHAHA! > That post could have only come from a homo (or a limey). > > shpxva' yvzrl! Heh,....what's funny is the number of limey women who are fans of American Football. All those "mates" are so enthusiastic about pointing out that they are not really built like that, it's "all that sissy padding". Fuckin weakass rugby faggots... Count how many limey homo flicks start with "you looked really good out there" and end in an unfortunate team display.... <Please insert link to homepage of hot looking rugby cheerleaders.> -- Spitfire You done yet?
Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Author: David Milne
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 03:00
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Spitfire wrote: > lab~rat wrote: > > > > On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:06:47 +0000, Arthur H Jackson > > <arthur@jaxcom.demon.co.uk> wrote: > > > > >In article <3A840641.DF91F5C8@camtech.net.au>, David Milne > > ><dmilne@camtech.net.au> writes > > > > > >>> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... > > >>> -- > > >>> lab~rat >:-) > > >>> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > > >> > > >>I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played > > >>and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that > > >>play cricket you know. > > >> > > >>And just how many nations play gridiron? > > >> > > >>Regards > > >>David Milne > > >> > > >> > > >One (if you include Plastic Yanks in with the rest) and they are a bunch > > >of "bend me over backwards big boy" Queers. And that's only the women? > > > > HAHAHA! > > That post could have only come from a homo (or a limey). > > > > shpxva' yvzrl! > > Heh,....what's funny is the number of limey women who are fans > of American Football. All those "mates" are so enthusiastic > about pointing out that they are not really built like that, > it's "all that sissy padding". Fuckin weakass rugby faggots... > Count how many limey homo flicks start with "you looked really > good out there" and end in an unfortunate team display.... > > <Please insert link to homepage of hot looking rugby cheerleaders. > http://www.uglybitch.com > > -- > Spitfire > You done yet? Regards David Milne
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