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Started by Loki
Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:00
What's the difference....
Author: Loki
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:00
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What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. Diapers are safe for children.
Re: What's the difference....
Author: GiJoe
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 03:40
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 03:40
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On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
>What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper?
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> The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
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> When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
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> Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
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> Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
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> Diapers are safe for children.
Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY
NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some
Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find
this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
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Subject: What's the difference....
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GiJoe
Re: What's the difference....
Author: N.S.A
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:58
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:58
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"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? : > : > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > : > Diapers are safe for children. : : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : : : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : : : Happy hunting Guy's : GiJoe We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever eh?. We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering explosion 3 seconds ago. ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
Re: What's the difference....
Author: Mike Edwards
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:54
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:54
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That is class comedy N.S.A Spot on. Well done N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > : > > : > > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > : > > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > : > > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > : > > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > : > > : > Diapers are safe for children. > : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... > HEY > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably > some > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to > find > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > : > : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > > : > : > : Happy hunting Guy's > : GiJoe > > > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever > eh?. > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. > > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... > > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering > explosion 3 seconds ago. > > > > > ********************************** > Read the Official atj FAQ here: > http://atjfaq.shorturl.com > ********************************** > > > > >
Re: What's the difference....
Author: NightSeer
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 17:04
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 17:04
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Heh yeah that was pretty good...you put a lot of time into that eh :) -- Night_Seer "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > : > > : > > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > : > > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > : > > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > : > > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > : > > : > Diapers are safe for children. > : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... > HEY > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably > some > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to > find > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > : > : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > > : > : > : Happy hunting Guy's > : GiJoe > > > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever > eh?. > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. > > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... > > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering > explosion 3 seconds ago. > > > > > ********************************** > Read the Official atj FAQ here: > http://atjfaq.shorturl.com > ********************************** > > > > >
Re: What's the difference....
Author: ur_droll
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:30
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:30
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"Night_Seer" <ecamacho4 at hotmail dot com> wrote in message news:pKidnaK40u-4lcOiRVn-gw@speakeasy.net... : "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message : news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... : > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : > : : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : diaper? : > : > : > : > : > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > : > : > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > : > : > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > : > : > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > : > : > : > Diapers are safe for children. : > : : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : Shit....... : > HEY : > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably : > some : > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : to : > find : > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : > : : > : : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : > : : > : : > : Happy hunting Guy's : > : GiJoe : > : > : > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting : > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying : > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees : > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that : > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : highest : > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : posts : > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : in : > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : > eh?. : > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : this : > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : > : > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : > : > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the : > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering : > explosion 3 seconds ago. : > : : Heh yeah that was pretty good...you put a lot of time into that eh :) yup.... 4 days 26 hours and 1.5 minutes to be exact ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
Re: What's the difference....
Author: ur_droll
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:33
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:33
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"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... : N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message : news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... : > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : > : : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : diaper? : > : > : > : > : > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > : > : > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > : > : > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > : > : > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > : > : > : > Diapers are safe for children. : > : : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : Shit....... : > HEY : > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably : > some : > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : to : > find : > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : > : : > : : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : > : : > : : > : Happy hunting Guy's : > : GiJoe : > : > : > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting : > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying : > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees : > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that : > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : highest : > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : posts : > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : in : > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : > eh?. : > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : this : > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : > : > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : > : > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the : > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering : > explosion 3 seconds ago. : > : : That is class comedy N.S.A : : Spot on. Well done NSA sucks ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************:
Re: What's the difference....
Author: gonzo
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:43
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:43
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GiJoe <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > > >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > > > > > > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > > > > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > > > > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > > > > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > > > > Diapers are safe for children. > > Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY > NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some > Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find > this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > > alt.i.suck.dubya's.cock---------------> this way
Re: What's the difference....
Author: ImpBush
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:52
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:52
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"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > > >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > > > Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY > NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some > Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find > this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below AWOL Bush and his christian taliban regime is the enemy dumbass.
Re: What's the difference....
Author: Faggot
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:23
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:23
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On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
>"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
>news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
>: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
>:
>: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper?
>: >
>: >
>: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
>: >
>: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
>: >
>: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
>: >
>: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
>: >
>: > Diapers are safe for children.
>:
>: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit.......
>HEY
>: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably
>some
>: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to
>find
>: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
>:
>:
>: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
>:
>:
>: Happy hunting Guy's
>: GiJoe
>
>
>We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting
>the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several
>newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
>directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying
>to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees
>of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
>planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that
>we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
>the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
>monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest
>degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
>patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts
>take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in
>the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
>eh?.
>We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
>within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
>alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this
>group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform
>us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
>
>...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
>
>Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the
>monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering
>explosion 3 seconds ago.
>
>
>
>
>**********************************
>Read the Official atj FAQ here:
>http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
Nice Reply
......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so we can suck
it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because they think
you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe you're just
one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short weiner...and are
still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like it....yeah...you
have....just wont admit tho Huh.
Re: What's the difference....
Author: Angelo
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:37
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:37
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On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:33:35 +1200, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote: > >"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message >news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... >: N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message >: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... >: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message >: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... >: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: >: > : >: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's >: diaper? >: > : > >: > : > >: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. >: > : > >: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. >: > : > >: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. >: > : > >: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. >: > : > >: > : > Diapers are safe for children. >: > : >: > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War >: Shit....... >: > HEY >: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's >probably >: > some >: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need >: to >: > find >: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below >: > : >: > : >: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > >: > : >: > : >: > : Happy hunting Guy's >: > : GiJoe >: > >: > >: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in >reporting >: > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several >: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded >: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been >trying >: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying >degrees >: > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are >: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative >that >: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting >: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are >: > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the >: highest >: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American >: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as >: posts >: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text >: in >: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever >: > eh?. >: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity >: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... >: > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to >: this >: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform >: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. >: > >: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... >: > >: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and >the >: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull >shattering >: > explosion 3 seconds ago. >: > >: >: That is class comedy N.S.A >: >: Spot on. Well done > >NSA sucks Is that why you're there????....LOL....or because you're there......LMFAO.
Re: What's the difference....
Author: MosZibby
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:51
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:51
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"Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com... > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote: > > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > >: > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > >: > > >: > > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > >: > > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > >: > > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > >: > > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > >: > > >: > Diapers are safe for children. > >: > >: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... > >HEY > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably > >some > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to > >find > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > >: > >: > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > > >: > >: > >: Happy hunting Guy's > >: GiJoe > > > > > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting > >the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees > >of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are > >monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever > >eh?. > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... > >alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. > > > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... > > > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering > >explosion 3 seconds ago. > > > > > > > > > >********************************** > >Read the Official atj FAQ here: > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com > > Nice Reply > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so we can suck > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron. > Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because they think > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe you're just > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short weiner...and are > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like it....yeah...you > have....just wont admit tho Huh. Hey dork: I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE. Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
Re: What's the difference....
Author: Jesus
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:54
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 03:40:40 GMT, GiJoe <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message <1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com>: >On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: >>What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? >> The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. >> When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. >> Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. >> Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. >> Diapers are safe for children. > Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY >NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some >Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find >this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > Happy hunting Guy's > GiJoe See GiJoe troll. troll Joe troll. otoh i am currently donating to the Palestinian cause. the charity organisation sends aid packages to Palestinians. Israel has pulled various moves to fuck with these aid packages. I am also vehemently anti-American at the moment because Bush lied about Iraq. it was all loads of fun going in, but now I see it was all a bunch of bullshit. life has not improved for the Iraqi people, in fact it has regressed. -- in the history of the world, no one has ever been interested in complaints ******************************* Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com *******************************
Re: What's the difference....
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"Angelo" <angelo@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hpvslv4cdtrsmeuprl5h2td2gafkt5ufdk@4ax.com... : On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:33:35 +1200, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote: : : > : >"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message : >news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... : >: N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message : >: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... : >: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : >: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : >: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : >: > : : >: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : >: diaper? : >: > : > : >: > : > : >: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : >: > : > : >: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers are safe for children. : >: > : : >: > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : >: Shit....... : >: > HEY : >: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's : >probably : >: > some : >: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : >: to : >: > find : >: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : >: > : : >: > : : >: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : >: > : : >: > : : >: > : Happy hunting Guy's : >: > : GiJoe : >: > : >: > : >: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in : >reporting : >: > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : >: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : >: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been : >trying : >: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying : >degrees : >: > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : >: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative : >that : >: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : >: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : >: > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : >: highest : >: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : >: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : >: posts : >: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : >: in : >: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : >: > eh?. : >: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : >: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : >: > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : >: this : >: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : >: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : >: > : >: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : >: > : >: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and : >the : >: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull : >shattering : >: > explosion 3 seconds ago. : >: > : >: : >: That is class comedy N.S.A : >: : >: Spot on. Well done : > : >NSA sucks : Is that why you're there????....LOL....or because you're there......LMFAO. Stop talking with your mouth full.......... in time to swallow... eh ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
Re: What's the difference....
Author: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 03:00
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"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com... : : "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message : news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com... : > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote: : > : > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : > >: : > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : diaper? : > >: > : > >: > : > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > >: > : > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > >: > : > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > >: > : > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > >: > : > >: > Diapers are safe for children. : > >: : > >: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : Shit....... : > >HEY : > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably : > >some : > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : to : > >find : > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : > >: : > >: : > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : > >: : > >: : > >: Happy hunting Guy's : > >: GiJoe : > > : > > : > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting : > >the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been : trying : > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees : > >of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative : that : > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : > >monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : highest : > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : posts : > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : in : > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : > >eh?. : > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : > >alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : this : > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : > > : > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : > > : > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the : > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering : > >explosion 3 seconds ago. : > > : > > : > > : > > : > >********************************** : > >Read the Official atj FAQ here: : > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com : > : > Nice Reply : > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so we : can suck : > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron. : > Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because they : think : > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe : you're just : > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short weiner...and : are : > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like : it....yeah...you : > have....just wont admit tho Huh. : : Hey dork: : I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you : If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE. : Ya must live close since you have the same ISP.. : ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away. Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains. ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
Re: What's the difference....
Author: MosZibby
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:03
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:buw7b.142915$JA5.3462214@news.xtra.co.nz...
> "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
> news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com...
> :
> : "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
> : news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com...
> : > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
> : >
> : > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
> : > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
> : > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
> : > >:
> : > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
> : diaper?
> : > >: >
> : > >: >
> : > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers are safe for children.
> : > >:
> : > >: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
> : Shit.......
> : > >HEY
> : > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
> probably
> : > >some
> : > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
> need
> : to
> : > >find
> : > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
> : > >:
> : > >:
> : > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
> : > >:
> : > >:
> : > >: Happy hunting Guy's
> : > >: GiJoe
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
> reporting
> : > >the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring
> several
> : > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
> : > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been
> : trying
> : > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
> degrees
> : > >of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
> : > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative
> : that
> : > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
> inserting
> : > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members
are
> : > >monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
> : highest
> : > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
> : > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes
as
> : posts
> : > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
> text
> : in
> : > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
> clever
> : > >eh?.
> : > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
> : > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
> : > >alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription
to
> : this
> : > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.
Inform
> : > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
> : > >
> : > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
> : > >
> : > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
> the
> : > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
> shattering
> : > >explosion 3 seconds ago.
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >**********************************
> : > >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
> : > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
> : >
> : > Nice Reply
> : > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so
we
> : can suck
> : > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
> : > Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because
> they
> : think
> : > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
> : you're just
> : > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short
weiner...and
> : are
> : > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
> : it....yeah...you
> : > have....just wont admit tho Huh.
> :
> : Hey dork:
> : I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
> : If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
> : Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
> :
>
> ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL
>
> You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away.
> Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it
> was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains.
>
I thought the writing styles were too similar.
But it wasn't much to discover. The DUMB ASS
tattoed to his forehead game him away.
I thought the NSA bit was well done.
> **********************************
> Read the Official atj FAQ here:
> http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
> **********************************
>
>
Re: What's the difference....
Author: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:00
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:00
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"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:vlubt26sm8jma8@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:buw7b.142915$JA5.3462214@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
: > news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com...
: > :
: > : "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
: > : news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com...
: > : > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
: > : >
: > : > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
: > : > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: > : > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov>
wrote:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a
baby's
: > : diaper?
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers are safe for children.
: > : > >:
: > : > >: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
: > : Shit.......
: > : > >HEY
: > : > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
: > probably
: > : > >some
: > : > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
: > need
: > : to
: > : > >find
: > : > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
: > : > >:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
: > : > >:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: Happy hunting Guy's
: > : > >: GiJoe
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
: > reporting
: > : > >the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring
: > several
: > : > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue
coded
: > : > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been
: > : trying
: > : > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
: > degrees
: > : > >of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives
are
: > : > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is
imperative
: > : that
: > : > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
: > inserting
: > : > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members
: are
: > : > >monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
: > : highest
: > : > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
: > : > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes
: as
: > : posts
: > : > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
: > text
: > : in
: > : > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
: > clever
: > : > >eh?.
: > : > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of
activity
: > : > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
: > : > >alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription
: to
: > : this
: > : > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.
: Inform
: > : > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
: > : > >
: > : > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
: > : > >
: > : > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents
and
: > the
: > : > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
: > shattering
: > : > >explosion 3 seconds ago.
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >**********************************
: > : > >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
: > : > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
: > : >
: > : > Nice Reply
: > : > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so
: we
: > : can suck
: > : > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
: > : > Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because
: > they
: > : think
: > : > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
: > : you're just
: > : > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short
: weiner...and
: > : are
: > : > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
: > : it....yeah...you
: > : > have....just wont admit tho Huh.
: > :
: > : Hey dork:
: > : I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
: > : If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
: > : Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
: > :
: >
: > ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL
: >
: > You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away.
: > Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it
: > was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains.
: >
: I thought the writing styles were too similar.
: But it wasn't much to discover. The DUMB ASS
: tattoed to his forehead game him away.
:
: I thought the NSA bit was well done.
{;-)
**********************************
Read the Official atj FAQ here:
http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
**********************************
Re: What's the difference....
Author: dougal
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 02:59
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 02:59
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 03:40:40 GMT, GiJoe <gijoe@peace.com> wrote: > > Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY >NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some >Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find >this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below Wow! A barely literate Retard Who capitalises Random words in a sentence. Get back to the ritual burning of the Dixie Chicks albums Joe. > Happy hunting Guy's > GiJoe GiJoe makes an admission about which way he swings.
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